Lightning the horse

My fucking dumb ass horse who can’t be asked to come to me in red dead

Lightning the horse is a special horse called lightning

by Archie.413 December 24, 2020

Lighting a fire

Lighting a fire under somebody's ass isnt a way to get somebody to do their job better, it's a way to try and scare someone into doing what you want them to do for you. It always has been.

People could do without someone trying to go around lighting a fire under people's asses.

by Solid Mantis January 11, 2021

Lighting a fire

Trying to force someone else to become compliant with, or get in line with your agenda/policies, especially somebody who regularly tells you to go fuck yourself.

He/she tried lighting a fire under the guy's ass when not taking the word no or the words go fuck yourself for a legitimate answer wasn't working.

by Solid Mantis January 20, 2021

lightkisser

one of the coolest users on an app called tik tok they have 1.3 million followers including me duh

isn’t lightkisser so cool dawg?

by thatforklift March 29, 2021

Lightning Rotor

noun : an enclosed rotating shaft used in spark-ignition internal combustion engines that have mechanically timed ignition, also known as “distributor” in the automotive industry.

If your engine misfires, you may need to replace your lightning rotor .

by Spikeme84 February 24, 2021

Lightning Dick

When a man, naked but for a pair of fluffy socks achieves a hard on and quickly scooches around on a carpet building up a static charge. Once reaching full charge, he approaches his sexual partner penis first delivering an electric shock upon touching.

Man: Fear me for I am Zeus, wielder of the lightning dick.

Recipient: We're just villagers of Pompeii!

Man: Don't worry, this shouldn't hurt. The eruption of the volcano will cum soon enough, and you will drown in the rivers of my frothy ejaculate!

by thetriplemsquad February 26, 2021

lightning post

A social media post put up during a time of emotional turmoil with no thought as to the repercussions. When the poster comes back to reality to realize said repercussions may cause grave annoyances to happen (or worse) then original post is deleted and original poster pretends it didn’t happen. Then he/she goes and buys their abuser dinner to apologize for said post aka half truths

Kay posted a lightning post about Ray calling her a name but now it’s gone and they’re at Texas Roadhouse getting takeout

by paidcents April 15, 2021