Softball Legs

A person who's legs look like they've been filled with softballs.

"Hey Nerdman, nice softball legs!"

by User 704 May 26, 2019

bicycle legs

Where the shins and calves are mottled with various bruises, nicks, and scrapes due to bicycle pedals gone awry. This can happen on any type of bicycle where the user is sloppy about getting their feet situated on the pedals. A special instance might be trying to get one's feet back on spinning fixie pedals.

I've got a bad case of bicycle legs after last night's critical mass so I probably shouldn't wear a skirt to church tomorrow.

by scoobiewu April 25, 2009

jelly-leg

God's way of telling you to sit the fuck down

Man, that guys so fucked up he's doin the jelly-leg

by ShelCShof July 18, 2010

French leg

to have ones legs spread to unnatural positions against ones will while being pinned by the wulf pack.

lets french leg jeremy (mehl) said chad

by WULF PACK July 29, 2009

Big Legs

To "do the big legs" is to eat at a restaurant and run away without paying.

Humphrey: That waiter was a cheeky bastard
Grahame: yeah.. wanna do the big legs?
Humphrey: done

by Grahame Barnett October 25, 2008

leg dragger

A derogatory term for a member of the living dead(zombie).

1.Hey look over there it's a dirty leg dragger
2.DIE you stinkin leg dragger.
3.I'm gonna send that dirty leg dragger to hell.

by pyro1589 September 15, 2011

Stanky Leg

n. Supposedly a dance, but it is best known as great way to embarrass yourself on the dance floor.

Also, sadly, the probable future of hip-hop.

Smart person 1 "Look at that faggot doing the stanky leg over there."
Smart person 2 "I think he's trying to fan out the smell of his stanky vag."

by migga please May 5, 2009