Fag Lag

Fag Lag is a term used to describe...
1. The ping time for gay pornography.
2. The lag caused by playing a faggot.
3. The lag caused from ded by gayness.
4. Why did you look up "Fag Lag" on Urban Dictionary?

Person 1: Ah! Fag Lag is too much! IT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Why am I experiencing Fag Lag?
Person 2: You're a faggot.

Person 1: AHHHH THE SERVER IS LAGGING
Person 2: It's Fag Lag, bro. "84y|-|4X0|>" is a faggot.

Person 1: (watching gay porn)
Person 1 dies. Fag Lagged out the roleplay.

Me: Why are you searching up "Fag Lag"?

by Wafzal2 Productions May 6, 2017

Lags McGee

A player in an online game who is lagging, possibly causing other players to lag as well.

Damnit Mike! Quit being Lags McGee!

by mikeyshoes March 6, 2009

het lag

The period of time before a queer person realises they're queer. Suffering from compulsory heterosexuality is a form of het lag.

I didn't realise I was gay until high school, I had such het lag

by Idisch August 2, 2023

Sesh-lagged

The exhaustion you feel when it takes longer than a day to recover from a big night on the booze.

"I am so tired. I'm absolutely sesh-lagged from the weekend."

by Welsh Rump January 3, 2023

Museum Lag

The dead like feeling you get when standing at a museum for too long filled with boredom, and being tired.

Joe: That guy just got kicked out by security.
John: Wow he probably died of museum lag.

by johnnyrocketgotnothingonme October 12, 2014

Brain Lag

During a gaming session, brain lag is when your brain does not work until it is too late in some situations.

EnderBender28: "Bruh why didn't mash there until it was too late? You got grounded by DK Side B."
PridedFox77: "I had brain lag."

by PridedFox77 September 15, 2022

Lag Lorry

A prisoner transport van. A lag is an informal term for a prisoner in the UK and a lorry is a British term for a truck.

The inmate got taken to court in a lag lorry.

by LordJenal May 19, 2022