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landon morris

landon is ๐•’ fucking idiot who is gay. he likes peen up the butt. he can turn any straight guy gay after ๐•’ few minutes alone ;). he is still in the closet though so he acts like heโ€™s straight by acting like ๐•’ fuckboy. but he is also the most annoying person ever and smells like shit.
person 1: omg did u smell landon morris?
person 2: yea i thought i was going to die , he smells like shit.
by nebby December 3, 2019
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Landon

A garlic loving frog that likes feet
There goes that garlic loving frog Landon.
by Garlic Frog December 6, 2019
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Landon

He has a very small penis, and he is gay.
Oh damn, he's sucking that dudes dick, his name is probably Landon
by iamgote January 24, 2020
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Landin

Very attractive, tall blonde sexy man. Penis is the size of a full grown horses, gets all the bitches with ease. Lost his virginity in 2nd grade and banged his 5th grade teacher. Of course she went to jail but thats not the point. Landin is a pimp, not a simp. He kisses the homies goodnight, and knows that its not gay to fuck the boys as long as you say no homo and wear socks.
Wow, i hooked up with Landin last night. I cant walk properly

Yeah, my homie landin was slurping me like a popsicle last night. Yes, obviously we were wearing socks.
by Eatdatpussy469 May 5, 2020
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Landonism

Landonism is where we worship my little brother Landon. I showed him Montero and he danced on a small pole.
"I worship Landonism" "Me too!"
by Landonism worshiper April 30, 2021
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ladynoirclysm

ladynoirclysm makes funny miraculous content ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿป ๐Ÿฆฐ
Ladynoirclysm posted today
by peaceloveanddeeznuts July 2, 2021
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space landing

When a guy takes a crap in a chick's vag.
Todd & Sheri are going home so Todd can do a space landing on Sheri.
by LilScubaGirl July 24, 2008
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