Flaming Jockey

Squeeze a load of hand sanitizer into one hand. Light your hand on fire, hold on with the other hand to your partners love handle, and slap away and ride the pony with your flaming hand.
“Brother I sent the flaming jockey on my girlfriend the other night. We were SO covid safe it was fucked!”
by Fireslapper April 08, 2021
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botjensquarihan jockey

someone in a group that is basically a punching bag/victim to everyone. They usually think they are popular but, are tricked into being thought of this but manipulated into doing things for people or having things done to them.
Kid: I didn't know you were friends with Rick!
Kid 2: He is just a botjensquarihan jockey
by jjjjjj111111 March 18, 2022
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Trailer Jockey

Someone who parks trailers. Usually at trucking companies and freight companies. They use a special tractor, designed to quickly move trailers in and out of docks more efficiently than a regular truck can. Also known as Hostlers, Yard Goats/Dogs/Trucks, Spotters, and curse words in many languages.
Ask the trailer jockey to find your reefer, driver.
by Faultliner June 13, 2019
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Philadelphian Jockey

The act of snorting cocaine off of someone's male sexual organ. Popularized by the TV Show 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia'.
'Hey, how did your date with go?' 'Oh yeah, it went amazing! After dinner, we immediately hit it of with a Philadelphian Jockey!'
by EgorGeroev January 01, 2018
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Philadelphian Jockey

The act of snorting cocaine of someone´s male sexual organ.
´Whoa, I´m so high off of my tits right now, I could let someone perform a Philadelphian Jockey on me!´
by EgorGeroev January 02, 2018
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attitude jockey

someone who is constantly stand offish and unhelpful

first noted among some computer systems guys who know their own field and want to keep it to themselves

they ride on a horse called attitude which is always a loser
when asked a question by someone who is learning, an attitude jockey will say 'what you don't know that?' forgetting that they didn't know before they learnt it
by swfella February 04, 2011
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dounut jockey

cops who tend to consume large amounts of dounuts
Joey: Dude do you see that cop he is such a dounut jockey
by Carl Bob III May 28, 2014
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