jerk store

what you say to someone being a jerk

"Jerk Store called, they want you back"

by Aguy89 April 8, 2008

Jerk Bag

Some one who is exceptionally rude. A liar, a cheater, and completely inconsiderate. A combination of jerk and douche bag.

S.a.o: So he cheated on me, is married and has two kids that he lied to me about!

K.m.r: OMG! He is such a jerk bag!

by little miss lou February 22, 2010

Jerk Hole

Insult calling someone the shape you make with your hand when jerking off.

"Suck it, Jerk Hole!"

by ed hart May 6, 2006

jerk face

A cutsie dumb silly way of calling someone a smart ass.

me: is your car out there
Dan: no my car isn't out there, the snow truck plowed it.
Me: quit being a jerk face.

by fancy cat December 18, 2008

jerk wad

1. The results of jerking off
2. jism
3. cum

"Piss-off Jerk Wad"
"John is such a Jerk Wad"
"Why does he act like such a Jerk Wad"

by Jowsie November 5, 2003

smirk-and-jerk

(v.) to roll one's eyes whilst concurrently simulating (male) masturbation , used whenever one encounters absolute douche-baggery or ridiculous-ness.

"I was TOTALLY pulling a smirk-and-jerk as my ex was telling me over the phone how he didn't miss me at all when my phone's missed call log proved otherwise."

by belleofthebaltimore September 28, 2006

Jerk chicken

Game played by married man, in which he attempts to masturbate (jerk off) in another room from his wife. He is playing a game of chicken, trying to finish before she catches him.

The wife and I were watching a movie when she decided to go take a shower. I played a game of jerk chicken in the media room, hoping I would finish before she came back.

by Stinkpot December 9, 2013