Jeremy, His Dick is so Big he needs to tie it around his Leg, also he can fly away by just Spinning his Dick wildly.
by BigDickRick_69 November 21, 2021
Get the Jeremymug. Jeremy is a guy with no aspirations and no skills who makes up for his lack of personality by playing the oboe or piano, Jeremy also hates going to the beach with his family with a burning hatred. Usually, Jeremy is pretty quiet, so you wouldn't know but they are all the same Jeremies usually live in upper middle class suburbia.
I would give you 50 bucks if you could find me an Italian Jeremy.
That's my son Jeremy he was a total asswipe ever since birth, he has no friends, no bitches, no job and no dreams.
That's my son Jeremy he was a total asswipe ever since birth, he has no friends, no bitches, no job and no dreams.
by Zamelos August 4, 2024
Get the Jeremymug. by friendlyneighbourhoodpedo November 6, 2022
Get the jeremy adu-pokumug. Also known as, “Da Don” or “G.O.A” ; a genuine loving and caring person with a passive aggressive demeanor. He will slap anybody out their socks and then make sure they’re okay. He isn’t everyone’s cup of tea, but has a unique taste.
Jeremy was at a game, but people were calling him “Da Don” or “G.O.A”.
That man was bugging out yesterday, so Jeremy slapped him out his beanie.
That man was bugging out yesterday, so Jeremy slapped him out his beanie.
by Axbx12 November 21, 2023
Get the Jeremymug. by FishBone August 6, 2022
Get the Jeremymug. by Papa Johns is Ass June 9, 2022
Get the Jeremymug. The act of unknowingly becoming a full-time assistant, personal chef, chauffeur, and life coach for a guy who contributes absolutely nothing in return. Symptoms include retrieving his lost shoe from a bush (like a tragic fairytale side quest), waking up early to look good for him when he barely looks at you, and sacrificing your last shot of Tito’s as if he’s some kind of VIP. May also involve picking up dirty vapes off the floor (why??), editing his homework for an hour, and literally being late to class just to staple it for him. Side effects include exhaustion, regret, and the haunting realization that he still couldn’t remember where you’re from. Treatment: Immediate self-respect and blocking.
“I spent my entire morning whitening my teeth, picking up his dirty vape, and stapling his homework—tell me why I’m out here Jeremy-ing for a man who can’t even keep track of his own shoes?”
by anonymous February 23, 2025
Get the Jeremy-ingmug.