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mr.jeremy 

oompa loompa boner body ass bitch. cant keep his dick out his girl students mouths. when he fucks a girl it doesn't fit because its so small
man: im nervous because mr.jeremy tried to eat my ass yesterday
mr.jeremy by juliosligger February 4, 2020

mr.jeremy 

he is the same bitch that thinks he can fuck with me but he the mine that be trippen he has a small cock but he keeps sucking dick
mr.jeremy by legqeth,absmcvs February 6, 2020

Mr Jeremiah 

A sexy beast name Jeremiah . He has like 50 abs in one , you definitely want to meet him . He has the shittest youtube videos and somehow got 600 views on his shittest video yet . Very surprising somehow he has 16 likes on that video and only 3 dislikes
Mr Jeremiah Is Very Hot and Isn't A Thot
Mr Jeremiah by sopuin@1 April 5, 2020

Jeremias Gonzalez (Mr. JG) 

Mr. JG please stop talking about my mother.

I am serious.

-Dylan

(That Mr. JG at the bottom)
Jeremias Gonzalez (Mr. JG): Woah Dylan's mom
Dylan: Stop. I am this 🤏 close to loosing it.
Mr. JG: My bad man

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026