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Genital jelly

Cut off pieces of genitalia put into a blender with strawberry jelly set to puree
Yo fam I could really go for a peanut butter and genital jelly sandwich
by XxshortkidxX January 22, 2017
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Jelly wobblers

Tarquin: by golly Ksenia is popping out of her bikini

Aubrey: she does indeed have a fantastic set of jelly wobblers!
by Gollywobble July 18, 2021
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jelly lung

Excessive coughing with large amounts of phlegm coming from chest(congestion). Often happens after quiting smoking and sometimes seasonal allergies.
I haven't smoked a butt in 3 days and the jelly lung is already killing me!
by Daveeeos March 7, 2016
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Jungle Jelly

Slang term for the incendiary weapon, Napalm
"Those Vietcong absolutely loved our Jungle Jelly runs in the 60s!"
by Mr. CockFinder June 13, 2023
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jelly slammer

When you're jizzing and simultaneously slapping your dick against something.
My orgasm was so intense that I had to give myself a jelly slammer.
by nearlyaperson January 9, 2017
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Jelly-Bagging

Jelly-bagging is when you take a zip lock bag and fill it with personal lubricant. You then put a condom on your dick and stick the bag in between your couch cushions. Finally, you get on your knees and proceed to have intercourse with the bag of jelly that's firmly wedged into the couch.
I got home from work a bit early and happened to see my roommate Steve jelly-bagging my new sofa. Man was I pissed about that.
by DFLB November 3, 2014
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jelly and aids

Something you write on your very important design folio for metal work and then tell your friends it means something dirty even though it's just your girlfriend being random and tired.
Hey what are you doing for metal art , oh you know jelly and aids
by carmageggon September 14, 2017
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