Mom jokes

something really mild and possibly a pun, about the kids or the husband or cooking dinner every night. the most vanilla, suburban joke known to man

"i was making paul a sandwich yesterday, and its halloween soon, so i used a spooky cookie cutter to make it cute!! now it's a sandWITCH!"
"ugh, im sick of your mom jokes"

by anonymous July 3, 2017

99% Joke

A surprisingly common scenario in which you present your friend with a proposal that if turned down remains a joke but if in the 1% chance it is accepted, is no longer a joke and you are serious about it.

Chadbrochill-Yo bro, go ahead and leave and get me some mcdonalds
FamGuyFan-straight dude
Chadbrochill-good thing that was a 99% joke, because i really want some mcdonalds.

by ChadBroChill21 February 21, 2009

Inside Joke

pretty good pizza

That pizza was pretty good, right guys (inside joke).

(insidejoke)

by Rawrrawrs3 December 21, 2021

Half Joking

Joking about serious, or real life situation, while discretely shedding light on the truth of the matter.

*guy friend climbs on top of you*
Girl: I'm being raped *laughs*
Guy: What?
Girl: Oh I was half joking, but seriously get off.

by wonderlander2020 March 12, 2015

Jerma Joke

COFFEE, CHEETOS, CHICKEN.

"That's a good jerma joke."

by -VAL October 9, 2023

joke a smoint

A humorous way of saying "smoke a joint"

Paul: Want to pull up later and joke a smoint?
Steve: hell yeah brother

by liamr06 March 18, 2022

Vasco joke

An awful joke

"that joke was a total Vasco joke"

by BoolinBotato January 19, 2020