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The Japanese Tuba 

A sexual move in which a man's limbs are bent in every which way until he resembles a human pretzel (they may break), and the woman puts her mouth around his dick (like one would a mouthpiece) and blows. This will tickle the man, and will make him giggle like a japanese schoolgirl
"Last night was the best. I got a the japanese tuba from this buff russian lady and I had to go to the hospital afterwards ."

The Japanese Monster of DOOM!! 

The Original Nightmare Fuel Where The Monster Lived In Japan.

Probably Was Seen In Mole as The Painter Where The Mole and Mouse Turned Every Color (Mole Turned Red and Mouse Turned Yellow) And They Turned Into The Japanese Monster of DOOM!!.

Which is Directly Called “日本のモンスター” or “Nihon no monsutā“.
Oh No! It’s The Japanese Monster of DOOM!!

Speaking Japanese 

To describe someone waiting for their muscles in their alimentary canal to spasm as they wretch, so when they vomit, it sounds like someone speaking Japanese.
"I drank so much, that I started to speaking Japanese in the alley way."
Speaking Japanese by Mattchoo79 September 23, 2021

My Japanese Princess 

Do to most males calling objects female. This term referring to a Japanese made vehicle’s. Also the male version of prince can be used as well.
Female reference to a car.
“This is my Japanese princess a Subaru Outback”.

Male reference to car or truck.
“This is my Japanese prince a Nissan Frontier”.

A Japanese Movie Night 

When a 3 or more people of the same sex decide watch hentai together.
Husband 1: I had a a Japanese movie night with the boys last saturday.
Wife: Oh, maybe I can join next time? I like anime.
Husband: Oh umm sorry, saturday iis for the boys...

the japanese girl reading this

A cute girl with a good attitude and a nice heart who want stop talking also short
the japanese girl reading this is short