Irish mudslide

The act of two sexual partners laying on their backs and placing their butts in the air, then releasing fecal matters onto one another's chest and face.

Ben, the leprechaun, got so drunk last night that he passed out after participating in an Irish mudslide leaving shit and used condoms on his chest and face- TFM.

by wet face July 31, 2011

Irish sleepover

After a night of extremely heavy drinking at the local bar you begin your long stumble home, only to find yourself on the neighbors lawn awakened by only by their garden hose.

GUY 1: Where's Ryan been lately?
GUY 2: Ever since that bitch dumped him hes been having a lot of Irish sleepovers.
Or
Honey get the hose theres an Irish Sleepover on our lawn.

by CL Jojack March 22, 2009

anglo irish bank

a failure, a dire situation, a fcuk up

Like its a complete fcuk up. its a complete and utter anglo irish bank.

by tmcg69 November 6, 2010

Irish Lapdog

When a girl is blowing you, pulls your cock out of her mouth at the last minute and collects all of your jizz in her hands, and then makes you look her in the eye as she hungrily laps all of the spum off of her hands and swallows it down.

I couldn't believe it! I was on my first date with Fray and she gave me the ol' Irish Lapdog!

by one_timer99 December 19, 2008

Irish Storytelling

An aimless, meandering, stream-of-consciousness narrative form rife with circumstantial details that ultimately dominate the principal plot and serve as jarring segues between thematically unrelated acts.

Person A: Hey man, whats up?
Person B: My life is so tragic. This one time I went fishing with my dad all day and we didn't catch a fish between us and then I pissed my pants. Then I saw an octopus."
A: That story was all over the place!

B: No it wasn't. I did eat a chocolate bar too.
A: Nigga, you are great at Irish Storytelling.

by Dr Auts April 10, 2015

Irish coma

Alcohol-induced sleep

Mike drank so much last night he put himself into a Irish coma.

by anonymous May 21, 2023

The Irish Hello

The Irish Hello is a newly coined term derived from the already famous phrase "The Irish Goodbye". Essentially, it is the opposite of the "Irish Goodbye". The perpetrator of the "Irish Hello" will hold court, and show up to a place, party, event, or meeting, uninvited, and unwanted without any foreseeable indication of their arrival. Its first origins date back to John Paul Occhipinti's famous exile and return to his home in Scranton, PA. John Paul Occhipinti left his son John Salvatore Occhipinti the reins of the home with permission to throw countless, and endless parties, only to return from Ocala, Florida with no notice, intentionally killing the buzz of the summer parties that were set to ensue.

John Salvatore Occhipinti was in the midst of a Blockbuster House Party only to receive "The Irish Hello" from his father, John Paul Occhipinti who was in a Mesh Beach T-Shirt waiting at the door. John Salvatore had to leave his Beer Pong Championship Match to help unload his father's luggage, knowing full and well this Irish Hello was the Irish Goodbye to raging hard as fuck.

by StoneColdSaidSo September 11, 2019