man cave

A man who is so obese he can be imagined to be a storage of food, or a "cave" of food.

Those man caves on the telly have a show called "man caves"

by Miller July 23, 2009

bats out of a cave

semi solid high speed poo.

i shouldn't have eaten that chilli, i just had to crap and it was like bats out of a cave.

by flimbit January 28, 2010

Cleveland Cave-Dive

The act is when a male drops a steamy poo on the females anus and then begins to have butt sex with the poo being pushed and pounded into her butthole.

A Cleveland Cave-Dive originates from Cleveland, a city who for some reason enjoys pooping on eachother during intercourse.

I fucking Cleveland Cave-Dived that fuckin slut from Cleveland last night.

I was in Cleveland and witnessed some fucking sluts Cleveland Cave-Diving, that shits fucked up.

by jbend May 23, 2007

Albino Cave Dweller

(n): another word for the penis of a caucasian man.

"Woah man! Put the Albino Cave Dweller away!"

"Yo man, the albino cave dweller needs some lovin'."

"In the pants of a ban lerks a vial creature known as the albino cave dweller."

by P.Nis isLarge June 2, 2009

Cave Dweller

Its when you roll over your girl and fart in her vagina.

I rolled Steph over and gave her a cave dweller.. She blew it back at Kelsey!!

by Landscaperman November 7, 2019

Cave Update Syndrome

Wanting something so much that you send hate mail just because it differs of what you expected for it to be.

When Mojang released Buzzy Bees update, fans had a severe case of Cave Update Syndrome.

by fneidneinwdioedowsj July 22, 2021

Cave Man Economics

When you would do anything, including taking a club to every person you know, to see top line revenue grow, even if it means eroding profitability and making no money.

Investors: Evan, what's with your financials lately? Revenue is exploding, but you're hemorrhaging cash faster than ever. Do you ever plan to turn a profit? Are you still reading that book on cave man economics?

Evan Spiegel: OOO OOO AHH AHH BIG NUMBER GOOD SMALL NUMBER BAD OOO OOO AHH AHH

by evan spiegel June 13, 2023