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Ruffled Ian

The experience of reaching a conversational climax that sweeps across your conscious thought like a wave, or a disrupting gust of wind; a mind orgasm
Man, I just had this ferocious ruffled ian, the whole way I perceive the world is so skewed I can't even see straight!
by Inconspicuous Moniker December 16, 2008
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Ian Namu

A character who plays MAN-ly sports, and must be a beast at it. Determined to be the greatest. Will always make a serious matter into a joke, somehow. Such a nice guy, caring, loving, smart, and ambitious. Ian Namu will never fail to make you laugh, or at least smile in any case scenario. One of the most handsome guy you will ever meet. There sure is no other Ian Namu in this world. Ian Namu isn't fond of spelling, as a matter of fact, can't spell. But it's okay. When you lay eyes on Ian Namu, your heart will melt because his smile lights up the skies with shooting stars. This guy is the most faithful and utmost great guy you could be friends with. He is such an athlete, you would be impressed by the size of his... shoes. Ian Namu can knock you down a cliff if he wanted to, but he would help you back up. He is such a clown and many people act like they hate him but secretly love him. Once he is in your life, he will never leave even if you think he did. If he can make you laugh once, it causes you to think twice. He will admit that he isn't perfect, he will not quote poetry. No one can change him, because he is who he is. Smile when he makes you happy. Perfect guys don't exsist, but this one does. Too bad he has a girl in his life that he's going to marry in some years to come. Ian Namu, a 6'0" hottie. Hammah dolo.
Ian Namu?

oh you mean that hawt guy.
by themostinsanestinsanityy January 10, 2013
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ian

do you have an ian?”
by tuigcnkytdcccf May 12, 2021
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Ian

The shrek stealer. He steals everyone. He can date ur best friends- EVEN UR CELEBRITY CRUSH TRUST ME BRO-
Nick: OMG- SHREK WE HAVE TO RUN AWAY

Shrek: why-

Nick: BC Ian THE SHREK STEALER IS COMING AHHHHHHH
by Jsjdnenennen November 23, 2021
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ian hooper

the man i look up to. to marry. for him and i to have the share of a kid together and a pet. to be able to spend valentines day with this man. i want to live the rest of my life with him.
boy 1: whos that sexy man??
boy 2: thats ian hooper
boy 1: ok
by unknownbaddie123 December 2, 2020
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Ian Botham

Someone who receives a reward/goods/appreciation through the means of doing fuck all.
This lad did nothing in our group project and got all the credit for it. What an absolute Ian Botham!

Yeah, our cricket team won but i feel like a right Ian Botham since i did nothing.
by CarlWheezer98 July 18, 2020
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ian

Short for "I ain't"

Similar to "Ion"
nah ian even using this anymore tbh
by Arxify April 15, 2023
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