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personality install:

- the desired (but presently impossible) procedure of installing a personality into a person who appears to have none

Background: Many 'non-contributting-zeros' and 'useless-eaters' would do better for themselves and society if they had dynamic and well functioning personalities, or just died. The percentage of the population which could use this procedure seems to be growing. The end game for the Zombie Apocalypse is to have robotic mindless people --- perhaps this fictitious concept of 'personality installs' might be able to thwart what seems to be coming.
Ex.1
Jim: Is it just me, or does that guy seem like a zombie to you too?
Bob: Oh yeah! That empty-vessel is a useless-eater who could use a 'personality install'.

Ex.2
Jim: I think Jane could do with a 'personality transplant'.
Bob: Jane would have to have one, first. What that non-contributing-zero needs is a 'personality install'.
by GlennyJ December 10, 2013
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Anti-instagramism

It is when someone doesn't like to establish any accounts or post anything on Instagram, we call this attitude anti-instagramism.
Hey, Mark, you should stop that anti-instagramism, and start your Instagram account to cope up with the modern world.
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Paul Inskip

A Boomer who is like 60 years old and still teaches physics.
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Buttfuck insane

An exclamatory phrase used in a fit of rage to denote an idea or concept that seems to supersede any realm of reality
“Have oral sex with a cow? On a Sunday? You must be buttfuck insane
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Infinity Institute

A school that doesn’t want their students to have a social life and repeatedly wants them to suffer due to all of the work they give
“You go to infinity institute?”
Yea why
“I pray for you”
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Gove insult

Dude it’s Gove Insult day, time to insult my governor
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Drill Instructor

The “men” that we perceive as being tough guys even though all they do is play Simon Says with 17 years olds for 13 weeks and bitch about socks and locks on footlockers and whatnot.

The Drill Instructor is the least valuable position in the Marine Corps, despite being the most glamorized.

They do a thing called a “shark attack” which, when you remove the false bravado of the term, is just bitching in a circle. They only appear tough because you’re required to stand there and kiss their asses throughout the process or else you lose your job. The hostesses on The View do the same thing with their guests by putting them in the middle of the stage to try and make them look nervous as they turn to either direction to address a different hostess and make them look indecisive. It’s a nonsense “tactic” that accomplishes nothing.

If they really were “hard” they’d pick up an m16 and charge into battle, but a preferable weapon for their little hands is an article 15 that is used when somebody hurts their little feelings (much lighter to carry for the little cupcakes). The article 15 is also preferable because the Drill Instructor is timid by nature and must hide behind their rank like a pack of fairies.

Most “men” become Drill Instructors because when they were 8 they were caught trying on their mama’s high heels by their dads and they formed a need to prove they’re not faggots, so they signed up for the Marines in hopes of correcting their own fruit behavior.
Dude 1 (former Marine): Wow, that Drill Instructor is such a tough guy for attacking that recruit and making him kill himself! It takes very high t-levels to slap another man lightly with no fear of retaliation and say words loudly!”

Dude 2: “isn’t he the little pansy fagboy that started crying in court when he was given his sentence and was informed that he wouldn’t receive military benefits? He cried in front of men. What kind of man is that? Does he want the judge to plug his queer little mouth with his cock like a binky? Is this the only role model for men that society can produce? A wheeping cocksucker? Goddamn sad.”

Dude 3: “He’s soft. He’s going to be sucking plenty of cock in the Kansas military prison. Can’t wait to hear news of the faggot get turned out and being made to act like a woman as he gets raped, the fucking fag!”

Dude 1 (former Marine): “Nuh uh! He called the kid a terrorist! That’s very non-pc! It implies he votes Republican, which is a very manly political party for Caucasians to vote for! He’s such a man! Those weren’t tears, he was cleaning his eyes! Please guys, understand how physically and mentally tough this non-faggot is! You guys are pretending you’re tough hahahaha see? Anybody that criticizes a DI is actually a pussy irl, I decided that hahahaha! Please believe me.”

Dude 3: “The last thing you just said isn’t consequential, and quit trying to defend that thing. What are you? Its boyfriend?”
by Hoooooplar February 19, 2023
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