Five dollar happy meal

A blow job given by an Asian masseuse in a massage parlor.

Asian masseuse: you want special?
Client: yeah, baby, I want a five dollar happy meal.

by CommanD'OH January 1, 2010

A couple fries short of a Happy Meal

Nuts, Crazy

That guy is making no sense at all. He must be a couple fries short of a Happy Meal

by nolaughingmatter May 23, 2010

happy trail

a path of hair that starts at the belly button and end somewhere in the pubic region. It doesn't look very good on girls.

That girl has a happy trail, they call it a happy trail, but nobody is happy after seeing it. They should call it a sad trail.

by MCSD April 13, 2005

Happy Nate

when you donkey punch a girl, knocking her out, then shave her head while quickly ejaculating onto her bald dome, then use the semen to glue the hair back on before she regains consciousness.

Dude, i straight up gave that bitch a Happy Nate last night.

by China, Vag, Peppermint Patty December 26, 2007

happy trail

the line of hair that goes from a mans bellybutton to his pubes VERY SEXY

happy trails are really really hot on guys

by happytrailsareSEXY September 13, 2009

happy gilmore

The process of bending a girl over the arm of a couch or whatever, and starting at one end of the room, run at full speed (hopefully you are fully errect) and insert the penis into the vagina.

I bent my neighbor over the arm of my chair and happy gilmored her. Unfortunatelly I was limp and broke my cock.

by David M Ross April 22, 2007

Happy Video Game Nerd

An AVGN wannabe, that's actually quite good. Unlike AVGN, he reviews good games.

Happy Video Game Nerd loves to drink wine!

by Artemidus March 5, 2009