Greg Bannit

Greg Theodore Bannit (1932-1967) is a Rapist,serial killer and body snatcher. He killed 12 boys in 3 days, hiding their bodies at the Romeo Lef Cemetary in Russia. He lives in UK. He left Russia in 1959. He raped 7 little girls. And kidnapped 3 children. 1 found decapitated. The other two locked in a basement. Bannit was sent to death row in June 171967 and had his head chopped off in July 3rd. His death row meal was a piece of severed pig limb.

Mr. Bannit scared my 8 year olds Wayne and Lemmit. They read his story when he was still alive. Greg Bannit is a terrible man.

by Iwritescarystories189 May 13, 2018

Greg

An unattractive man that should always wear his glasses who manages to get beautiful girls despite his looks. Usually short; always beady eyed.

Greg is someone who thinks wifi causes autism and who tells you the best time to nap.

Definitely into threesomes and converting people to his ways.

If you want unsolicited advice, talk to GREG.

by TheProblemSolver August 5, 2021

Tracy is better than Greg

When Tracy is smarter and dose everything better than Greg

Tracy is better than Greg when she does her action shot

by Unnamed lol this is a joke March 1, 2019

Gregging

To intentionally expose oneself to a member of the opposite sex.

Fred was accused of gregging himself in the mixed changing rooms of the municipal pool.

by vinaldo July 14, 2025

Greg

Greg- Typically and Asian Jew.
Could be Japanese, could be Vietnamese.

Guy 1: Yo , did you catch that Jewish Asian guy?
Guy 2: Yeah. A total Greg. He's probably Japanese. Maybe Vietnamese. Definitely an "ese" Asian.

by FelchingFalcon November 14, 2018

The story of greg's life

1. Narcissistic and infantile.

2. Having delusions of political grandeur.

Dude, your blog is more narcissistic than the story of greg's life.

by yomismo August 24, 2008

Greg Price

The name for someone who genuinely believes that sites like Urban Dictionary - sites which can be added to by literally anyone, and which would only be taken as factual by people who believe The Onion is factual - are unbiased and truthful.

Person 1: I'm absolutely not surprised he Greg Price'd that one.

Person 2: Right? Only clowns cite joke/satire sites as evidence!

by 2Pot Screama November 1, 2024