Man-grape

(noun) - a testicle.

Dude, your man-grape hopped out of your briefs when you sneezed!

Dude, I think I just touched your man-grape.

by GoatBagger February 14, 2012

Rusty Grape

The act of shoving a testicle in your partners anal cavity

I want to shove my nut i n your butt let me give you a rusty grape

by 1212332 September 3, 2015

Sour grapes

A term used to describe why some people hate others. Originating from a classic novel, sour grapes has adapted to being a frequent term used when one can’t get the fruit (beautiful girl, great job, significant money) and so they discredit crucify and condemn it to feel better.

Girl 1: ‘That girl so pretty’
Guy 1: ‘Yuck she probably has rabies’
Girl 1: ‘Oh did she say no to that date? Sour grapes much?’

by MikeIam April 26, 2019

Grape

To grape; graped; will grape;
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Used in conversation in reference to ejaculation, specifically in pants caused without heavy petting, foreplay, or touching. It is usually used to explain the level of hottness of females or the awesomeness of art, talent, sports, or related social topics.
Coined by David Fall and Harrison Bergeron with influence of the "Jizz in my Pants" Saturday Night Live skit; Aired: December 6, 2008 NBC

1. Harrison: Dude, David, Allie got her belly button pierced.
David: Oh man, just imagining that made me grape.
Harrison: Yeah, she is so hot.

2. David: Let's watch 300.
Harrison: That movie's level of intensity makes me grape.
David: My tendencies mirror yours because that movie excites me as well.

by DavidFall and HarrisonBergeron January 20, 2009

Chocolate Grape Stomping

To bend some poor unsuspecting douchebag over and lube up his or her ass then proceed to lube up your feet all the way the way up to your knees. Slowly insert one foot at a time in said douchebags cornhole. When both feet are snugly inserted start mashing and stomping away at the chocolate grapes.

Dude, just because the coach likes to get a good chocolate grape stomping, it doesn't mean I should be the one to do it.

by DARRYL CRUTE December 11, 2006

Peel Me a Grape

Sarcastic retort to trivial information. infers a lack of care about any given subject or idea.

Hayley says "Jake, you don't come to school and still pass anyways" Jake Says "peel me a grape"

by Mysteryinformant September 14, 2012

Dingle Grape

an abnormally large dingle berry

Dave George was crying because he couldn't get his Dingle Grape off of his ass.

by Fraatz March 21, 2007