Goon Day

on February 4th 2025 ts icl pmo gooning day pmo and happens with a friggin packet yo!
yo this was actually smart i knew this was happening, ts (its) goon day
by NxioiiNxio February 02, 2025
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Goon Dick

When you Goon so much your dick starts looking very limp and broken. Added it may also accumulate a nasty mold-like growth.
After weeks of gooning, I started to see signs of Goon Dick.
by the1000thon May 05, 2025
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Bosnian Flicker Goon

The act of paying a Bosnian homeless man to smash the tip of your penis with a hammer in such a fashion, that you ascend to a level 100 thug, thus entering the astral plain.
Brady was banned from the 1984 Olympics for Bosnian Flicker Gooning at the Men's Bobsled quarter finals.
by SemiJewishJesus November 01, 2024
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Goon Bud

a buddy that you goon with. At the surface level, it's a male friend that you have over to jerk off and edge to porn for hours with. However, goon buds often develop into much more, with the porn addiction rotting the gooners' brains until they feel the desire to act out the acts they've watched on each other.
I'm having my goon bud over and we're going to goon all night long!

I sat on my goon bud's dick and rode it until it destroyed my brain.
by kcekjm1997 December 17, 2023
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Goon walk

damn, he's vibing and walking!! that's what we call a goon walk!!
by Beygl January 04, 2021
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