Goatfuck

GoatfuckMessy, sticky and complicated situation not moving fast enough or at all toward a resolution .

Goatfuck: Messy, Troubling and problematic. Could also mean disordered, disheveled and disorganized

Traffic was a total Goatfuck, today!

by Mek9 October 5, 2018

goated on the keys

a person who plays to much games on computer.

plays to much fortnite} or pubg.

kid on mic: YOUR GOATED ON THE KEYS BROTHER, OMG!

you: thank you???????

by not goated lmao September 9, 2019

Gata

Going against the average

Bro you always gata

by Skittles_theyneversawitcoming January 2, 2021

weak goat

a state of being excessively lame or worthless.

"Dude, you are such a weak goat. . . why don't you get off your ass and do something besides sleep all day and download porn."

by Phil Thesak October 5, 2005

Thirsty goat

Going down on your partner, and licking like you haven’t drank water in days

He was thirsty goat-ing me like hell

by Thegoatlicker69 August 24, 2019

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by minecraftgoatttt August 18, 2021

I'm going to milk your goat.

A phrase used to insult and intimidate AND mock/taunt the opponent, all at once.

"Milking somebody's goat" Also means that you beat them at whatever the situation was.

It can also mean you literally are going to milk the goat someone else owns, but it is used less commonly in that way.

*Two people look each other in the eye, one on one dodge ball*

P1: "I'm going to milk your goat."
P2 (Intimidated, annoyed, and insulted): "W-well go ahead and tr-try it!"

*Also:*

Bob: "Woah, did you see that pingpong player destroy Roger?!"

Greg: "Yeah, he totally milked Roger's goat!"

by J'Seph December 18, 2012