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A large community website for flash games and movies. most of the movies could be concidered offensive, and many are ponographic.
Submit your flash works to newgrounds
by jeffrey canzani May 9, 2005
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Grundel Hawk

The patch of hair between your balls and asshole (the grundel) and when it gets too long, it looks strikingly like a mohawk.
"Yo Jimmy, give me a couple minutes, I have to go trim my Grundel Hawk because I am expecting a rim job from Wendy tonight."

"I need to shampoo my Grundel Hawk, that shit just stinks."
by Shower Fart October 25, 2008
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grounders

Grounders is a playground tag game also known to exist in Calgary, Alberta.

Minor injuries are quite common as a result of navigating the complex surfaces blind. These injuries may result in great humour to the other participants. Often, if one or more people have not yet been "it" or have tried to cheat, the others will gang up on them to put them in a position where they will more likely get caught.

Variations of Grounders include allowing the person who's "it" to have their eyes open while on the ground but closed on the playground area. While on the ground, they can then reach in to try to tag people.
haha! Bob just fell down and hurt himself playing grounders!

don't worry, Joe, there's no step in front of you!
*Joe trips over the step*
hahaha!
by malcolmst August 9, 2009
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Grond

1. The long giant battering ram from Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King shaped like a giant flaming wolf's head

2. When you get a boner while grinding with a girl at a club, and it presses up against her ass. This term is used because a boner is shaped similar to Grond from Lord of the Rings (long and hard) and also because the word "grond" is similar to "grind"
I gronded a chick last night when we went clubbing and it was like my pants were on fire! It was more awesome than the Battle of Minas Tirith!
by Grond850 February 24, 2011
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grundle grunt

n.
1. An STI.
2. The common name given to lice that inhabit the area known as the grundle or taint. Grundle grunts are usually contracted from illicit sexual behavior or walking around the woods naked.

Grundle grunts are also known as "taint tics", "scrotum skippers" or just crabs. When contracted elsewhere, grundle grunts are named after the area contracted. i.e. pubic lice, chin climbers, nipple nabbers, happy trail hikers, or earwig waggers.
Ouch! That grundle grunt is very friendly.
by Tofu January 27, 2004
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Groundfag

Everyone who remains on ground while an unrecognized genius aviates his freshly built, physics laws defying aircraft. Commonly found in FU comics.
FU comic: How to build your own flying machine!!!
-First, find a sturdy metal chair;
-Weld some handles on the sides;
-Work out until you can lift at least your own weight;
-With your newfound strength, sit on your chair and lift it, sailing over groundfags with ease
by nigeyaloo November 16, 2010
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Grounded Videos

The so far most common and controversial type of videos on YouTube where a entity (usually user or fictional character) have misadventures in which he/she/they do something intentional and then get grounded for absurd amount of years by parents. The first video of this type, though not as the same formula of the videos nowadays, was a video titled "Diaper Grounding" by PoseidonGodofWater20 Productions, which it was uploaded in April 30, 2011. But as once, the first well-known grounded video was "Brian Gets In Trouble At School", uploaded on July 2, 2011 by Adamkleinschmidt2003.

They became popular with a video called "Caillou calls his Baby Sister Stupid / Grounded", made by African Vulture In December 2013 and later reuploaded by the FunEditor4 on November 3, 2018.

Not even the now-controversial programming site Scratch is free of these videos.
"Grounded Videos are the worst videos that keep showing up on YouTube." BFDI Flower
by Ryan900USAYT March 18, 2022
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