Grumble-grape

A gurgling fart bubble that pops with a low groan.

I popped a grumble-grape in my pants last night leaving a nasty stain.

by Drpig123 November 28, 2010

zimbabwe gravedigger

The act of fisting a female's anal cavity and retrieving fecal matter

Dude I did a Zimbabwe gravedigger to this girl and she farted

by buttholesurfer.999 February 23, 2014

The Grapefruit

As an act of protection, your partner (or willing individual) uses both hands to cup your testicles. This is required when a third party makes repeated attempts to pummel them to the point where they swell to the size of a grapefruit. Note: the pummelling is almost exclusively pointless.

Hey bud, how was the meeting? I can still walk, but only because the missus gave me the grapefruit when I admitted I hadn’t invented time travel.

by The stool July 27, 2021

peeling a grapefruit

The act of spreading a women's vaginal lips for oral pleasure.

Nick is so good at peeling a grapefruit that

women instantly tremble.

by cruzer567 January 13, 2014

Dust up your grapefruits

To prepare and take a line or lines of coke off of the balls of a gentleman over the age of 45

Hey mate, mind if I dust up your grapefruits?

by Greatfruits November 4, 2016

Granny's Grapes

Your balls after watching a lot of granny porn

"Hey Tommy has Granny's Grapes"

by T_Gregg April 12, 2021

feeding her grapes

Telling a person what they want to hear although it may not be truthful.

He told her he loved her when he didn’t, he was feeding her grapes.

by Sweetheart Bear May 21, 2021