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French Muddler

The dirtiest, filthiest, most sexually repulsive act. It varies with each definition, all the constant response should be "don't be filthy". It can be described as a simple ATM or a Brown ATM with JAM, it could be any variation of a dirty sanchez, a dirty bucharian, a cleaveland steamer. But generally the worst thing one can think of.
Girl: I thought it was strange when he asked me for a french muddler...like he knew me or something.
A:What's a french muddler?
B:Don't be nasty yo.
by Daniil Lehrman June 4, 2010
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French squish

Imagine this: You're French kissing a girl. But instead of her lips, you're Frenching her chocolate horn blower. Now comes the squish, but only after 10 pounds of beans. More or less beans makes this nasty.

FRIJOLES!
Peetey Pablo: "Juan, Your mustache is running."
Juan: "That's because I was just French squishing."
by Jacksons and daughters May 7, 2010
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Franchise player

n. A Girl/Guy you plan on building your life around. This person has all of the qualities and characteristics of the person you want to spend the rest of your life!
Cuffing season is coming up, and I'm looking for my franchise player this season.
by Willie Bee Man June 6, 2017
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Le French Dip

The original French Dip is a combination of the traditional Donkey Punch and Dirty Rodruigez. However as the French say, d'une torsion . . . with a twist. . .

As the man (or woman with a strap-on) is having anal intercourse with his partner (female or male), s/he lays into the unsuspecting recipient’s back of the head with one swift swipe with a baguette so his/her anal sphincter tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for all involved).

When the recipient of said baguette smack turns around, the “giver” of anal insertion slaps his/her phallus on his/her partner’s upper lip leaving a small fecal moustache-like stain similar to that of famed Frenchman/occupier of France, Adolph Hitler.
Hey Rachel, make sure you save an extra baguette for later, you've been telling me how much you've been craving a Le French Dip . . . it's delish . . . yum-o!!!
by Le Martini January 26, 2011
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Chicken Nuggets & French Fries

When a man is receiving oral sex and the woman lifts the man off the ground, using nothing but his genetalia and her mouth
"I got a Chicken Nuggets & French Fries from this girl, and hit my head on a lamp"
by Dr. Shmergelhopper III May 19, 2010
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French Toast

1) An easy Breakfast to make.

2) Joan of Arc
by Mopey87 March 5, 2007
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French Tower

The sexual act in which a man is between two other men, with one penetrating him from behind while the other one has his dick in his mouth. The outer two men then slaps their hands together in a jolly manner
"Dude, what's a french tower?
its an Eifle Tower with three dudes.
i dont get it. where does the third dude put his penis?
He is the girl."
by Liagmer November 18, 2010
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