carnival attraction freak 

A few inches taller than a dwarf; a ghetto female/male who thinks they are the shit but in reality they have a short deformed shape with the head the side of a basketball and nothing but hot air comes out of their mouth.

Go smoke a hit of crack, get the hot air out of your ghetto mouth and head to your favorite place, the bathroom, and start taking selfies you carnival attraction freak.

carnival attraction freak by SugardaddiesRus August 6, 2018

Skinny penis big nippled freak

Yesterday I saw this skinny penis big nippled freak that won’t stop giving me this fucking disturbing look I thought he was going to molest me please help me.

The Skinny penis big nippled freak admitted that he was indeed gay🏳️ 🌈👅💦

Skinny penis big nippled freak by Big girl with a big ass36 April 13, 2019

flat phone freak 

A socially inept person who does not know how to communicate verbally or in person but does all their talking through texting on his or her flat screen cell phone. Flat phone freaks tend to be cowards behind keyboards. They rely too much on auto correcting spellchecking software thus making them incompetent in grammar and spelling. Then again flat phone freaks are way too dependent on technology to do anything to survive let alone write in cursive.

Look at those flat phone freaks text messaging each other while they are standing right in front of each other!

flat phone freak by Major Madcat July 14, 2019

Jesus Freak 

Off-set of Christianity which brings shame to real Christians. The emos of religion if you will.
Crazy people who take the already fucked up laws of Christinaity to the extreme. They like Hell Houses,throwing holy water all over the place and George Bush. Oh,and Mel Gibson.
Jesus Freaks fear/loathe two thing: Slayer and Bill Hicks.

The Jesus Freak took her nine year old to see The Passion Of The Christ,then later that day she went to a rally to get Brokeback Mountain banned from cinemas.

Me: "Hey,why did Jesus walk on water?"
JesusFreak: "Well-"
Me:"Everyone knows, SHIT FLOATS!"
Me ~runs like hell~

Jesus Freak by bandanasarerad October 13, 2006

psycho demented freak 

A person who persistently and illogically irritates you in a bizarre way.

Coined by Matthew Kirk

"Fuck off you psycho demented freak!"

psycho demented freak by Chris Kirk March 28, 2005

Clean freak

The mainstream definition of Clean freak is someone who is excessively clean. The underground definition of a Clean Freak is someone who will crawl under a random dude's desk and suck his dirty cock til it's clean.

Bill: I see Dave got a promotion. He must really be kissing the boss's ass?

Jay: Nope, he's just a Clean Freak.

Clean freak by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Undercover freak 

The girl that appears to be perfect to all adults, but she is really a cock slut.

I got a girl who is an undercover freak so mother doesn't care if I stay out late with her.

Undercover freak by Stan, Cody, Ricky, and Alex April 2, 2003