Fiddlefuck

v. To repeatedly attempt to use a damaged or malfunctioning device or machine, hoping it will eventually work as intended. This is common when the owner or caretaker of the device or machine is too lazy, proud, stubborn, stupid or cheap to repair or replace or have repaired or replaced the item.
Language: Bumpkin, Hillbilly, Redneck

Sir, the safety harness on the tilt-a-whirl won't engage!
Ma'am, it'll work, just gotta fiddlefuck wit it. Yer kids'll be fine. Now show me them taddys.

by Miss Management September 15, 2022

Fiddleflicker

A slur used against Irish people originated in 1806 in England.

These damn fiddleflickers are coming into our country and stealing all our jobs!

by Info7245 September 17, 2022

fiddlesnarf

noun

a sex act requiring a fiddle and a glass of milk

Last night's fiddlesnarf was so good, baby!

by AkivaDaphydd January 3, 2023

Finderly

To finally find something or potentially someone you have been searching for that wasn’t lost initially.

We drove for hours looking for a vacant camping spot until we found one. My daughter gasped “OMG Dad, Finderly”

by Curtastrophe February 2, 2023

Fiddlecunt

A whore that fiddles with every guy in the town.

Kristi fucks every guy in town for money.
Guy 1: $20 for a blowjob?
Kristi: ill give you 3 hours of whatever you want!
Guy 1: ok fiddlecunt!

by 98560348957342 February 20, 2023

Fiddle with my Pickle

Touch my dick. Play with it. Tickle it. Fiddle with my penis.

Kenley: "Please daddy fiddle with my pickle"
James: "I mean if you down I would gladly."

by DickLicker9001 February 24, 2023

Fiddlelump

A dance move where you bend one leg, stick the other leg straight at a 90 degree angle, elbow the lifted up leg with the opposite hand from the leg, lean forward a little and turn your upper body to the lifted up leg side, lift your other arm behind you and put it in a backwards “L” shape with your knuckles facing the floor, then to switch to the opposite side with the opposite side of your limbs. (When you lift up your leg, kinda kick it up.)

Person 1: What in the hell kind if dance move is (Person 2) doing?

Person 3: He’s doing the Fiddlelump.

Person 2: (Fiddlelumping)

by i8poop February 28, 2023