Outside of the Pants Feelsies

When you are with a partner and they start fondling you from the outside of your pants, giving you the uncomfortable sensation of someone attempting to turn you on. If partner continues this act for more than 20 minutes you are no longer obligated to pretend that it feels good.

Anna: So what did you and Sean do yesterday?
Lauren: We watched a movie and he kept rubbing my fun zone...
Rob: Sounds like a bad case of Outside of the Pants Feelsies.
Lauren: It really was bro, you have no clue.

by OTPF October 20, 2012

all the feels

usually in reference to music, a phrase used to describe a song that makes you feel good; or having good vibes

dude, this song gives me all the feels.

by Penelope Garcia September 24, 2015

false feeling

one person's true feeling that others portray as a feeling the person is not having, or should not be having.
Originally used in the Kerista Commune as a way to argue people out of their politically incorrect feelings. The modern (sarcastic) definition applies to a situation where people are trying to convince a person that the person is not/should not be feeling the way they do.

Keristan usage:
New Person: 'I feel like you are just trying to get me to say the right things to join your cult.'
Cult Member: 'That is a false feeling you are having. We are only trying to get you to see past your neurosis, and you are getting defensive.'
Modern usage:
'I told Jim & Chris that their drinking was interfering with my schoolwork. They tried to tell me I was having a false feeling.'

by tom winegar March 14, 2008

feel a cop

what you accidentally do if you're horny and dyslexic!

Don't I get a phone call or something?

by GET ME OUTTA HERE! March 3, 2005

Feeling under the weather

To feel indisposed

I understand that Mr White is feeling under the weather today, so you folks are going to have to be making do with me today.

by LuizLeitao April 29, 2015

I feel pretty

I Feel Pretty is a statement directly relating to the totally awesome retro musical West Side Story.

unless you want to be called an egomanical freak, then it is recommended you use the proper tune, which can be listened to on YouTube if need be. Observe.

Please note that in this song gay refers to the happy kind and is not to be taken in any other way, although from how the character is acting during this sequence this could be debated.

Person One: I feel pretty! Oh So Pretty! Oh so pretty, and Witty, and GAYYYYY! And I pity any girl who isn't me todayyyy! Do do do do DEE do, do do do do DEE do...

Person Two: Shut up will you, shut up!

by hellpuppy January 4, 2009

I Feel Sick

A two-issue comic series from Jhonen Vasquez, focusing on Devi from JTHM's struggles as a comic book artist against a wall of ignorant editors (probably reflecting Nickelodeon's attitude to Invader Zim) and her rather unfortunate lovelife. Also features a cameo from Nny.

By the way, whisper it, it's his best (comic) work to date. Now go squeeze your Mister Spooky!

Tenna: "Soooo, how's your spleen?"
Devi: "It's doin' good."
Tenna: "Now that I've guided you into a more casual state of mind with my ninja-like precision, you wanna tell me what's wrong?"

by OD Smith March 24, 2005