Florida

Americas basement where all the weird shit happens

Florida man arrested for jumping on a horse and riding it out into a hospital while saying "I HAVE AIDS!!!"

by Toast_Is_Good_Fam13 May 2, 2019

florida flopper

Florida flopper is when a person shoots up some heroin that has a bit of fentanyl in it and flops about on the floor until someone relieves with some narcan, the paramedics come, or they die. If they are female and they just go unconscious from the Florida flop they may end up penetrated in any Orphus by one or more of the guys in the room or a female with a foreign object.

Tina woke up from her Florida flopper with a koi up her anus from coy trying a dirty coy on her.

by Lee Derange September 26, 2019

Florida

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"I fucking hate Florida."
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by TheSuperTsar October 6, 2019

Florida baking

Put cookies on a tray, then the tray on the dashboard and say "the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming."

U hear of Florida baking? (Then explain definition)

by EhmJay69 October 18, 2019

Florida

Florida is really ratchet New York. The Miami metro area is basically the New York Metro areas except more crime and hotter. Even though New York gets snow, we don't have to worry about a hurricane every 2 weeks. Disney World is basically the only thing New York doesn't have, though you can find some magical bullshit in Westchester. They also have their shittier version of IHOP in Waffle House. Also they got Gators and Florida's football hasn't been good since Tim Tebow and Jameis Winston. The amount of crime in the state is pretty amazing; you can always find something on {Florida Man}. Final note: Syosset and Dix Hills > Boca

"Damn, they got a hella lot of tattoos."
"Welcome to Florida."

by iaintajap November 10, 2019

Florida

A state where there as to be something in the water. Too many crazy people live there. Don’t say that to them they might shoot you.

Friend: aw your from Florida? They on some wack shit
Me: I’m gonna kill you in your sleep

by Agro_smack November 13, 2019

Florida roastbeef sandwich

The act of giving oral to your heavily lipped female partner On a hot summers night after she has spent the full day running around.

Why does Victor look so mad? Dude, it cause Linda gave him a Florida roastbeef sandwich without him knowing

by Butt stuff November 21, 2019