Fucking Shitting Me

1) Is This Real?

2) this is a Problem

Etymology: Pennsylvanian Dutch

Are you fucking shitting me?

by Swoon4Heart April 24, 2022

Fuck me

1: A sexual saying to have sex

2: An accident or wowing

1: Alice: Fuck me Jake!

2: Paul: Fuck me I stubbed my toe!

by LoisTheGriffin2025 February 1, 2025

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work

person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023

travis fucked me

A term used when you want a travy patty at McDonald's

You: Ayo nigga Travis Fucked me.

cashier: I got you

by THEREALTRAVIS September 17, 2020

Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.

Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.

by Astertious June 8, 2024

fuck me dad

When you forget the 'dy' when sexting.

man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore

by arkenbarben September 23, 2020

Fuck Me in The Ass

Having a penis use your ass for its pleasure until it orgasms.

The act is not complete unless the penis cums in the ass it is fucking. If the penis does not cum it is simply an ass pounding.

Yeah i let him fuck me in the ass.

All the way?

Well yeah it wasnt just an ass pounding

by PPinA77 January 23, 2022