The act of greeting a person with a hand shake after wiping your anus and not washing your hands. This is a common occurrence in the workplace.
Jaybird, I just saw Old man Chinnuz walking out of the shitter without washing his hads to give you a fecal hand shake
by bobachop June 19, 2011
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Person 2: Yeah, that bitch dropped like 3 fectoids in his toilet
Person 2: Yeah, that bitch dropped like 3 fectoids in his toilet
by Cdawg-1234 November 22, 2011
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by bmpoopin February 1, 2013
Get the Fecal Cliff mug.It's this stupid word that some people use when they're drunk. Apparently it can replace any adjective in any situation.
Ollie: Sup homies? That party was straight FECKLIN. Chads all up in that bitch.
Jack: Literally, what the fuck are you talking about?
Ollie: You'll never know. Lemme throw on some fecklin musik 2.
Jack: Literally, what the fuck are you talking about?
Ollie: You'll never know. Lemme throw on some fecklin musik 2.
by nemo-boy February 13, 2013
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by Deuce Mac November 14, 2013
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Listening to Marlin Basher on Cable News describe his scatporn fantasies, it is obvious he is a fecaphiliac.
by azkaged November 16, 2013
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Ah yes, lets use fecalytics to break his argument down into something understandable!
Ah yes, lets use fecalytics to break his argument down into something understandable!
by neoproletariat April 28, 2014
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