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Fecal Hand Shake

The act of greeting a person with a hand shake after wiping your anus and not washing your hands. This is a common occurrence in the workplace.
Jaybird, I just saw Old man Chinnuz walking out of the shitter without washing his hads to give you a fecal hand shake
by bobachop June 19, 2011
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fectoid

fec·toid
noun

The unit measurement of fecal matter

Abbreviation: fect.
Person 1: Did you hear that the toilet got clogged at his party?
Person 2: Yeah, that bitch dropped like 3 fectoids in his toilet
by Cdawg-1234 November 22, 2011
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Fecal Cliff

The edge of a butthole where a turd falls off.
Last night I took a fat dump and ny turd fell off the fecal cliff.
by bmpoopin February 1, 2013
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Fecklin

It's this stupid word that some people use when they're drunk. Apparently it can replace any adjective in any situation.
Ollie: Sup homies? That party was straight FECKLIN. Chads all up in that bitch.

Jack: Literally, what the fuck are you talking about?

Ollie: You'll never know. Lemme throw on some fecklin musik 2.
by nemo-boy February 13, 2013
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Fececles

"Oh man, I have to leave an offering to Fececles on his porcelain prayer alter!" "All hail Fececles!"
by Deuce Mac November 14, 2013
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fecaphiliac

A person fascinated by mookie stinks, as defined by South Park Elementary School counselor Mr Mackey.
Listening to Marlin Basher on Cable News describe his scatporn fantasies, it is obvious he is a fecaphiliac.
by azkaged November 16, 2013
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fecalytics

The analysis and breakdown of someone else's shitty argument.
Wow, that was creationist argument was very terse and long winded.

Ah yes, lets use fecalytics to break his argument down into something understandable!
by neoproletariat April 28, 2014
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