An annoying, squeaky voiced person that you pretend to like, but secretly DESPISE THEIR WHOLE BEING GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET
"That chick is such an evan."
by motherfuckinmeowmix September 07, 2015
You can tell who an Evan is by the way he wakes up in the morning. He is a grump with a pole up his ass, and a gingerbread man. Evan belongs to the ginger cult and he uses lots of slang. Such as “Holy fuck”, “Holy tits”, “Like a bitch”, and “On the bus”. If there was a month where an Evan couldn’t say “Yemen” at least once a day, an Evan would fail in 30 minutes at the most.
by BarryMcCocknher November 07, 2019
by Ianthebest6040234 June 29, 2017
The female kind of her race, this type of wild animal likes all things Bauld, but they must have ginger pubes.
by JT3k November 23, 2004
by The Alex Basso June 18, 2008
A stupid pizza that thinks he's a trueee Zizza, but really he is zizza in disquise! SO WATCH OUT FOR HIM
by Tony Jack September 20, 2008
tobe evan'ed is to systematicaly be manipulated it to thinking that the world owes you a living.manily assumed by guilt trips and compulsive lying in order to acheive a status of laziness!!
by i've been kneed August 26, 2008