evan

An annoying, squeaky voiced person that you pretend to like, but secretly DESPISE THEIR WHOLE BEING GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET

"That chick is such an evan."

by motherfuckinmeowmix October 24, 2015

Evan Stephani

You can tell who an Evan is by the way he wakes up in the morning. He is a grump with a pole up his ass, and a gingerbread man. Evan belongs to the ginger cult and he uses lots of slang. Such as “Holy fuck”, “Holy tits”, “Like a bitch”, and “On the bus”. If there was a month where an Evan couldn’t say “Yemen” at least once a day, an Evan would fail in 30 minutes at the most.

Evan Stephani : Holy fuckin tits man I’m buzzin like a bitch on the bus man, like a dick man

by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019

Zowie Evans

The female kind of her race, this type of wild animal likes all things Bauld, but they must have ginger pubes.

Zowie got owned agen.

by JT3k November 22, 2004

evan campbell

Someone who is beyond compare. So cool and is hot as hell. It also defines someone who is a savage.

He is so cool, he must be an Evan Campbell

by Ianthebest6040234 June 29, 2017

Dave Evans

Original lead vocalist of AC/DC. Also the king of all badasses.

Wow! You're almost as badass as Dave Evans!

by The Alex Basso June 19, 2008

Evan Duff

A stupid pizza that thinks he's a trueee Zizza, but really he is zizza in disquise! SO WATCH OUT FOR HIM

Evan Duff is A STOOPID IDIOTA WATCH OUT!!

by Tony Jack November 1, 2008

evan wright

tobe evan'ed is to systematicaly be manipulated it to thinking that the world owes you a living.manily assumed by guilt trips and compulsive lying in order to acheive a status of laziness!!

come on mr evan wright surley you can pay some rent or go to work,no man!! my knee hurts.

by i've been kneed October 16, 2008