An annoying, squeaky voiced person that you pretend to like, but secretly DESPISE THEIR WHOLE BEING GET THE FUCK OFF MY PLANET
"That chick is such an evan."
by motherfuckinmeowmix October 24, 2015

You can tell who an Evan is by the way he wakes up in the morning. He is a grump with a pole up his ass, and a gingerbread man. Evan belongs to the ginger cult and he uses lots of slang. Such as “Holy fuck”, “Holy tits”, “Like a bitch”, and “On the bus”. If there was a month where an Evan couldn’t say “Yemen” at least once a day, an Evan would fail in 30 minutes at the most.
by BarryMcCocknher November 7, 2019

by Ianthebest6040234 June 29, 2017

The female kind of her race, this type of wild animal likes all things Bauld, but they must have ginger pubes.
by JT3k November 22, 2004

by The Alex Basso June 19, 2008

A stupid pizza that thinks he's a trueee Zizza, but really he is zizza in disquise! SO WATCH OUT FOR HIM
by Tony Jack November 1, 2008

tobe evan'ed is to systematicaly be manipulated it to thinking that the world owes you a living.manily assumed by guilt trips and compulsive lying in order to acheive a status of laziness!!
by i've been kneed October 16, 2008
