Electile Dysfunction

The embarrassing failure to elect a president based on a simple majority of votes.

In 2016, the loser was given the keys to the White House - a clear case of electile dysfunction.

by go out laughing April 19, 2018

electric gasoline

Fuel for a chainsaw attachment that is usually mounted to an ar

Do you have any electric gasoline left?

by Rawr Rawr November 11, 2017

Electric Violin

The electric violin was invented for one reason, to fit in where its not supposed to. The normal violin is only in orchestras due to its sound but some runt decided to make it electric so it could play in bands. It is the instrument equivalent of putting on makeup to try to look pretty when u ugly AF to try to fit in with the "Popular Girls".

*Band walks on stage*
*Crowd sees an electric violin*
Crowd has left the chat

by ïïï March 11, 2019

electric barbercat

Similar to a rotisserie however the chicken, lamb, or female is replaced by a Cat.

A traditional 'Electric Barbercat' removes the need for an open flame or heating element and relies on Alternating Current to electrically cook the feline with an even spread.

Some cultures use Direct Current and live cats.

"Ken! see you at the Electric Barbercat tonight?"

"YEW! I'll bring the brewskies"

by See my point? March 18, 2019

Electile Dysfunction

Reason our president is in office

Damn, if not all of this electile dysfunction, we'd have a decent president

by somejirgawirgadirgabroCALL911 September 23, 2019

Election Infection

An uncontrollable addiction to eliminating Trump no matter what. The classic disease swamp creature contract when exposed to fresh water, light, and the truth! Mental illness that can only be cured the ether vaccine Trump2020!

The Governor is sick, he contracted the election infection and is shutting down the star!

by Now U No October 18, 2020

The Electric Fence

A sexual act where a man and a woman are having sex. While she is riding him, just at the moment she’s about to climax he hits her with a taser and they both get a wonderful electric surprise.

That girl wants it so bad that she’d probably do an electric fence!

Hey bro, this girl was so sick she didn’t even get mad when I did the Electric fence!

by Blongsta December 6, 2019