king edward vii

Pure shit shack full of smack heads and people who ain’t going to get anywhere

“Woah look at him he’s not good”

“Yeah mate he went king Edward vii

by Slothlolz May 11, 2018

Lane Edward Neil

The kind of guy who would intentionally crap himself, all for the entertainment of others.

"No its not that...." - Lane Edward Neil

by Bobby.bobby.bobby.shazzam March 2, 2019

Charlie Edward Crump

A absolute moron who sucks balls at six siege

You:Your so bad
Friend:No i dont
You:Your lbeing a Charlie Edward Crump

by A child of jesus christ June 28, 2020

Edward Jerky Hands

A drunken game where 2 bros watch scat porn and the first to get hard has to jerk himself and the participant off onto a biscuit in between them, then has to eat both loads off the biscuit in one bite.
If the loser fails to eat the biscuit in one bite or fails to make the participant and himself cum in 10 minutes the punishment is to finger himself while jerking off, then cum onto the shitty finger and suck it all off clean.

1: Yo bro we playing Edward Jerky Hands tonight?
2: ofcourse but you better cum this time, my ass is still sore from last nights jerky hands!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 16, 2020

Edward Sparkle-Hands

The non-alcoholic version of drinking game "Edward Forty-Hands". Participants duct tape 1 liter bottles of Sparkling mineral water in each hand. The bottles can't be removed until all the water is drunk.

Friend: You look dehydrated
You: No I'm not playing Edward Sparkle-Hands again. I almost pissed myself last time!

by SlowPotato November 19, 2020

David Edwards Special

Excusing yourself between courses of a meal to defecate, specifically to "create more space" for subsequent courses or pudding.

Where's Peter, his dessert is ready?

He's gone for a David Edwards special to make space!

by Urb_Dict January 7, 2023

Edward Posh Hands

A game where 2 bros watch lesbian 69 porn and stick both their cocks into a massive condom, and a third bro jerks both cocks at the same time to make it fair, last to cum has to drink both loads.

Hey bro want to try Edward Posh Hands tonight?
Yeah sure but as long as he jerks us at the same pace this time!

by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 18, 2020