duck's breakfast 

a shit and a drink of water

I woke up in the garage feeling rotten, I was only fit for a duck's breakfast

duck's breakfast by roaryourarseoff June 5, 2013

duck wack 

When you eack a duck with a floppy object.

That man just duck wacked with a wet stick.

duck wack by Steven beeven November 24, 2016

duck stuff 

Duck stuff is the stuff ducks do like flip in the water and wiggle their feet trying to catch fish.

"Hey Nathan what is that duck doing? "
"It's doing duck stuff "

duck stuff by Lovebug1616 April 17, 2017

Duck in a bowl

Royally screwing up. Irish saying originally. Derived from when ducks and other fowl were carried in baskets to/from market. As they are likely to shit while enroute, putting your duck in a bowl (used for eating) would be a bad idea, and an unwise move. You might say a foul (fowl?) idea.

I accidentally texted that last message to my mom! I really put my duck in a bowl this time!

Duck in a bowl by Wacky Wally April 21, 2017

Duck butt 

The kind of puckering of one's own asshole in extreme situations where it is so clenched, it becomes water tight, like a duck's butt.

"The registration in this car has been out for 3 months. Every time I pass a cop, I duck butt."

Duck butt by OhSoMoist December 8, 2017

duck and dash 

Meaning that you can't get caught..
Hiding from a clingy person you just do not want to deal with when you usually do..
Just wanting to be alone.
Or afraid of a person..
Running from the Jake's..
Hiding something from someone.

I had to duck and dash the police.
I was ducking and dashing on my ex.

duck and dash by Pretti December 27, 2017

duck it 

Contrarily to the phrase "google it", duck it is the suggestion to search for something on DuckDuckGo, the search engine which doesn't track you

What year was America discovered?

Just duck it!

duck it by Rrrroger December 19, 2018