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donkey kong

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax, then promptly smash a barrel on her back while beating your chest and yelling out loud. Afterward you may pull out a banana and have fun.
When a girl enters your room you must first explain why there is a barrel on or near the bed. You might have to explain to her afterwards what the donkey kong is and why you did it.
by isamu999 December 5, 2007
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donkeylips

An unusually stupid, promiscous, and constantly drunken female. Ages 14-?
Last night donkeylips tried to run from the cops and ran through the screen.
by Dr. Sour Diesel January 17, 2006
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Donkey ride to the bottom of the Canyon

Being the last dude in line at a massive gangbang.
That bitch was so used up, by the time Maynard got his turn, he had to take the donkey ride to the bottom of the canyon.
by Stevington T. Bearsworth October 26, 2008
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Fucking Stupid Donkey

Used to describe someone who's annoyingly dim and slow

The term was created by a friend of mine in the heat of anger, shouted at a new female employee resulting in them running out the office in tears.
Sort it out yourself you---you fucking stupid donkey!!!
by The Spike February 20, 2007
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donkey shit

Thank you. Derived from the German "Danke schön".
"Here, have a soda."
"Donkey shit!"
by Clay Smith July 29, 2005
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Donkey-Choker

A piece of shit large enough to gag a mule.
Fat Bastard: I've got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey!
by Time4SumAksion May 14, 2005
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Donkey Pox

The disease that is destroying America. The disease causes people to want a country without borders, protection for the criminals, exploit victims. If you have Donkey Pox you believe you should be paid for not working. It has a tendency to kill almost all of one's brain cells then causing poor decision making ability.
The pandemic of Donkey Pox spreading from California to the rest of the country enabled Joe Biden to become President.
by RVJ forever August 22, 2022
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