"Yo bro, youve been drinkin that Mtn Dew?"
"What are you gay, everyone knows that the true gamer drink is Diet Dr Pepper, now get lost before I call the cops!"
"What are you gay, everyone knows that the true gamer drink is Diet Dr Pepper, now get lost before I call the cops!"
by Xan-Chan September 15, 2019

When someone starts selling stuff too feed there drug habit. A minor monster diet may consist of selling ones own belongings but a real monster diet consists of selling not only ones own belongings but friends, families and any unfortunate fellow they can rob.
Ronnie: Yeah I can give you a 20-piece for that TV.
Charlie: This monster diet would starve me without you!.
Charlie: This monster diet would starve me without you!.
by JacobTehBaws March 12, 2015

Semen that does not contain sperm. After a man has a vasectomy he is only capable of shooting off Diet Jizz, as opposed to Jizz Classic.
Wife: “Honey, I really think I should consider seeing my doctor for birth control.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
Husband: “Sweetie, there’s no need to worry. The only thing I’m shootin’ is Diet Jizz.”
by Rock 1 March 27, 2025

When a strapping young fellow strolls into a ghetto Wendys drive through (specifically one near Chens) and requests for a “ extra large diet coke” , just know , that pubescent half nut actually means “ cock” , and present him with just as such.
“ Can i get a large diet coke (cock)
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
“I know ExActLy how to make that to your upmost expectations. Pull up to the second window for your Cock and some toasted buns on the side ;) “
by thecockwhisperer November 30, 2021

by Kimm.possible April 6, 2017

When a decision maker is supposed to act impartial but makes their decisions based on their "friendship" with a stakeholder who benefits from those decisions.
Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation
Decision maker example: regulatory agency
Stakeholder example: business under regulation
FAA administrator, old friend of Boeing: Hm, should we ground these crashing 737 maxs? Maybe. 🕵️
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.
Boeing: Hey, we will take care of the issue, promise. It can affect our profits if you ground them. Please please please don't ground them. Don't research too hard into the chances of crashes, pleasies!🥺
FAA administrator: hmm, you make a good point, and we were friends before. 🥲 Hmm, this is suddenly not a real issue anymore, no siree. This will go very well. 😌 Man diet corruption tastes good.
by rfrsiopgjdog August 23, 2023

by McKennaGracel0ver July 6, 2024
