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Donkey Ford’s

The best chipper in Ireland, maybe even the world. Located in Limerick city, it is a staple of a Limerick inhabitants diet
Person1: I’m goin’ to Donkey Ford’s, you want anything?
Person 2: get me a bag of chips and a battered sausage
by cheeseGoblin October 23, 2022
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Cum donkey

In cum swapping world, one whom you unleash your load on but not the one that swallows it. Essentially, a donkey who carries your load to the destination.
Last night I watched this fugly japanese cum donkey snort cum from her nose and puke it out of her mouth to the mouth of other equally fugly chick who swallowed it whole which made my dick more limp than a bizkit.
by ghunthorp January 4, 2022
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Swamp donkey

I’m baseball/softball it means when u hit a fucking bomb of someone usually a Homer,Triple or Double
Damn Ben Dover just hit a SWAMP DONKEY of Anna Bortion
by SwampDonkeyFoLife April 20, 2022
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donkey sitting

taking a dumb stand in a fight, row, argument or debate
Allyssa was donkey sitting on Bryan's side.
by Danikinssss January 6, 2021
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Squatting donkey

While a girl is giving you a blow job from behind you are in the squatting position right as you are about to blow your load you yell “eeer rrrrrr” and kick her in her face.
“Dude I gave Jenna the meanest Squatting donkey last night, dude that’s sick”
by Donkey Squat January 14, 2021
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donkey booty

by good preson 123 April 21, 2021
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woof donkey

A manly man who is completely gay but hides it well, usually found hanging out in bars preying on young fat men who are almost 5'9" that get too drunk to defend themselves sexually. This behavior is likely due to the Geldard syndrome.

A woof donkey is the gay male version of a swamp donkey. Woof donkeys are usually miserable creatures because they are unable to retain "life partners" because of being hung like field mice (Geldard syndrome). This is also why they are very elusive and rarely caught. Most victims never know anything happened during or after being completely taken advantage of by a woof donkey.
Look at that Woof Donkey bastard Geldard hanging on little OCD Stevie over there. Probably going to dip him in flour and lick his jelly rolls. Squeal like a pig little Stevie!
by Chris's Frog October 30, 2019
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