A manly man who is completely gay but hides it well, usually found hanging out in bars preying on young fat men who are almost 5'9" that get too drunk to defend themselves sexually. This behavior is likely due to the Geldard syndrome.
A woof donkey is the gay male version of a swamp donkey. Woof donkeys are usually miserable creatures because they are unable to retain "life partners" because of being hung like field mice (Geldard syndrome). This is also why they are very elusive and rarely caught. Most victims never know anything happened during or after being completely taken advantage of by a woof donkey.
A woof donkey is the gay male version of a swamp donkey. Woof donkeys are usually miserable creatures because they are unable to retain "life partners" because of being hung like field mice (Geldard syndrome). This is also why they are very elusive and rarely caught. Most victims never know anything happened during or after being completely taken advantage of by a woof donkey.
Look at that Woof Donkey bastard Geldard hanging on little OCD Stevie over there. Probably going to dip him in flour and lick his jelly rolls. Squeal like a pig little Stevie!
by Chris's Frog October 30, 2019
Get the woof donkeymug. A girl with a K initial or named Kessler with a nice butt, booty, donk! Can also be used with anyones first initial of their name.
by Friendsofeveryone August 11, 2017
Get the k donkeymug. by Glasgowcory March 3, 2017
Get the Glasgow donkeymug. by goth coot September 24, 2020
Get the Major Donkeymug. 
I’m baseball/softball it means when u hit a fucking bomb of someone usually a Homer,Triple or Double
by SwampDonkeyFoLife April 20, 2022
Get the Swamp donkeymug. Having a large penis.
by Hugo-h12 January 24, 2014
Get the donkey blessedmug.