nyla is sexier day

on may 10th, the wall street journal
decided that nyla is the sexiest

“omg did you hear?? nyla is sexier than anyone else. let’s celebrate ‘nyla is sexier day.’

by iwantnutterbutters May 10, 2021

get fucked in the ass day

A day when you get some booty

Eli did you hear today is national get fucked in the ass day?
Yes, I did I'm gonna get fucked in the ass today

by Mrs.Jp April 11, 2019

Today is the Day

Awesome Noise Metal band from Nashville. Have played with well known bands like Mastadon and Lamb of God

Today is the day rocks!

by GaaraoftheDamned September 23, 2012

IM SAMUS DAY

Every thurday is celebrated with pushing random people followed by yelling IM SAMUS!!

A Normal Im Samus Day....
I was walking down the street and this guy looked at my funny and it just so happend to be a thursday, so i ran up on him pushed him over and yelled IM SAMUS!

by dariusbthebest July 13, 2011

national kick a man in the balls day

april 7th is national kick men in the balls day for being disrespectful fucks

person 1: hey have you heard that tomorrow is national kick a man in the balls day!?

person 2: yeah, im so excited!

by rin 🌞 March 20, 2021

way in the day

Remembering a time long ago.

Rollin a joint is how we used to smoke weed way in the day, now its blunts!

by Muhmuhmaris June 28, 2009

International Male PMS Day

When all the men in the world decide to be assholes and whine like bitches about everything, all on the same day

Girl one "...and he's being such an ass today."
Girl two " yeah Lucas and my dad are too."
Girl one " It must be international male PMS day"
Girl two " Ah damn"

by BoysCauseDramaToo March 3, 2010