3d crutch

When a movie isn't good enough to watch in 2d so they add 3d as an option so you'll watch the shitty movie.

The latest Saw movie is leaning on it's 3d crutch to make millions at the box office.

by Joe888888 July 24, 2011

crunchy granola

a person who is into all that all natural crap and eats tofu and does yoga and hugs trees... and not in the sexual way

everyone at wesleyan university (excluding Emily and i)

by professor chaos May 23, 2003

fumunda crunchies

The eye goop from a prostitute when she wakes up after a long night of teabagging.

"Dude at least I don't eat Fumunda cruchies for breakfast."

"Fumunda Crunchies, the breakfast of low class scandalous hoes."

by STWW October 29, 2006

crutch weapon

A weapon in any video game that is on the borderline of overpowered from it being unrivaled in a certain category that makes it very easy to use.

You're not that good of a player in Team Fortress 2. You use crutch weapons almost every game.

by Bill Nye the Asian Spy January 5, 2017

jesus christ on a crutch

meaning "ohh shit" or fuckk!!

"jesus christ on a crutch that hurtt!"
or
"JESUS CHRiST ON A CRUTCH that was rude!!like what the ef

by Elle and Cody! September 8, 2007

crutchmonger

A person who fears failure so much that doing nothing is the best option. One who fails to reach dreams by making excuses and citing reasons why it won't work. Someone so paralyzed by fear of rejection that inaction is the chosen path.

"You write really amazing poetry, Biff, if you weren't such a crutchmonger you could get them published and stop feeling sorry for yourself."

by Ryan September 26, 2006

Crunchbite

The great destroyer, an alien named crunchbite. The name was later changed to Fluffy: The alien that only loves.

Caboose: I think I will call him "crunchbite".

Andy: Ahhh, that’s a stupid name.

Caboose: Ahh, well, I think its better than your suggestion, crunchbite is---.

Church: Caboose, who are you talking to---Holy Shit!

Crunchbite: blarg!

by [e-mail] November 26, 2006