cocktacular explosion

A Cocktacular explosion is when you're jerking off to porn in a frat house with 12+ other dudes and you all cum at the same time creating a wall plastering explosion.

Man I'm so glad I got invited to Daniels frat party last night! All the bros were there with our eyes glued to the screen, like literally! There was a Cocktacular explosion and I was stuck to the screen!

by Eagleeye July 19, 2016

Cocktail Glasses

Like beer goggles or cider visor but for a more mature woman

Gail was chatting up anything with a pulse, she really need to take her cocktail glasses off

by Was there anything else? August 23, 2016

cocktinously

the male gender when they are compulsively focused on satisfying their cock.

He cocktinously badgered her with stupid questions.

by hurricaneheather April 8, 2017

cocktact lense

Drizzling your man gravy into someone's eye.

She wouldn't stop staring at me, so I helped put in her cocktact lense.

by RustyPWhole April 27, 2017

cockthinker

Cockthinker (noun) He is a man whose thoughts always go to sexual intercourse. For these individuals, it is typical to evaluate every contact with a female as potential sex opportunity. It does not concern only direct contact with the female. It is worth mentioning that some other male in his / her surroundings met with the female and the event is evaluated as a meeting for the purpose of performing the coitus.

A conversation between friends ( one of them is cockthinker)-C"Hi dude wazap?"
F-"Fine how about u? i was shopping with Jane."
C-"Are u fuckin' kidding me? You fuck Jane now? C'mon. How is it possible? She has a boyfriend."

by Ing.HarryTheThinker June 22, 2017

cocktoberfest

Time of year that is recognized worldwide as the "holiday season" for dope-hos across the globe. Traditionally it occurs during the month of July, which was chose because during that part of the summer one will find their weather conditions to be, for the most part, described In pretty much the same exact word these who're take pride in using to describe themselves and others like them.... "muggy, miserable, and way too damn hot" (please note the last part is used only by these skank bitches and does not reflect the opinion of a single other soul on this planet other than other dope-hos)

Traditionally this holiday is a tribute to all them hard working tramps that In reality are out there preserving the worlds delicate state of 'sanity' by sacrificing themselves to be no more than a cum-dumpster receptacle to provide release, stress relief, etc and all at a minimal cost to the migrant worker or hobo or some rank of trashy per put there who may be about to snap and go postal, until given that Blow-Job that keeps the dude going to see another day without creating a mass loss of human life.

Most commonly celebrated through the entire month of the sluts being worked for a higher rate (standard is 3 times what you'd normally pay them) of earnings into their pipes or needles than the customary amount they'd normally earn...

Dude I fucking hate cocktoberfest.... Not only am I sitting in my car sweating my balls off for a half ass BJ from that bitch Stacy cuz its 120 degrees outside, but since it's the holiday I gotta give her a goddamn 8ball! Bitch still wont swallow either!

by jimjones, omnibeing November 2, 2017

cocktail franks are out

Used when it is especially hard to predict how something will turn out or when something seemed certain but now feels unpredictable.

We expect shares to rise unless the economy slows down, in which case the cocktail franks are out.

by utzpotatochipguy December 11, 2017