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Connectivity Whore

An individual that is compelled to boast about their constant connection to the Internet at all times through the use of any or all of the following tools: desktop PC, laptop, cell phone, and/or Blackberry.

Most, but not all, are employed in the IT industry, and can be heard frequently uttering the phrase "Will work for bandwidth"
My friend Tadd is such a connectivity whore, all he ever does is constantly check his blackberry and chat with ladies over google.

"HAH, just because I logged out off the network doesn't mean I CAN'T check my email, BITCH! TAKE THAT!" This person would be referred to as a connectivity whore.
by PMPDDY September 23, 2008
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Connecting

a connecting is when your mobile device has two arrows chacing each other (clock wise) and you recieve a naked picture
Man 1 : YES!
Man 2 : What?
Man 1 : Connecting! *Points to phone*
by <!Tom!> September 19, 2009
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Contact

Blowing smoke from a blunt into another's face.
*puff* let me contact you bitch, open your mouth. *blow*
by Whang August 11, 2003
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Man-man-contact Syndrome

The awkwardness that insues after two males make body contact. This often occurs when two guys walk side by side and their hands brush together as if they were about to hold hands.
MATT: So I was walking into the gym with Mike and his pinkey totally rubbed against my hand, you know how much I suffer from man-man-contact syndrome too, I was totally freaked bro.
by Jonnie C. August 27, 2008
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Montville, Connecticut

They make their own butter over in Montville, Connecticut.
by morethanlikely September 3, 2014
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XB Connect

Online Crack
Games like "Everquest", (also known as never-sex) pale in comparison. Games like "Halo" can be played on this program.
Outlet for nerds to make themselves feel better by becoming self-proclaimed 1337 }-{@x0rZ.
Also a rather effective form of birth control.
And a way to ensure that your kid has something to do other than drugs.
"Heya Billy! I just hooked up your XB Connect!"
"Yeah! now I can get really stoned and play Halo all day!"
"Hmm this didn't work out the way I planned..."

Hot Girl: "hey baby, let's go bang..."
Dan: "I don't need you, i got my X box controller and my gunner seat. Vibrate: *waves hand* Gooooood" (Camp Chaos)
by ChapMelf April 16, 2004
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pissing contest

When two parties to an argument that should be resolved by compromise, which is to say an argument in which both parties have flaws and valid points to their argument, attempt to win the argument by offending or damaging each other. There's no winner, both parties wind up damaged.
Jim and Diane are in a pissing contest for their friends. In the waning weeks of their relationship Jim and Diane each try to win the allegiance of their common friends by telling derogatory stories about the other.
by Tom Mitchell June 11, 2006
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