Computer Hands

The use of the hands to pretend type on a keyboard. often as used in story telling.

CM is likes to do computer hands when telling stories about his online Voyeuring.

by LouDoggNM October 2, 2009

computer

A mathematical genius that everyone nicknamed the computer
A large box like or now days a slim screen that lights up made to help in daily life
Your new phone

Lol my phone knows everything about life its like a mini computer

by SgtFish November 13, 2014

computer technology

The worst thing to ever come to man kind.

Computer Technology? I feel sorry for you man.

by M0no7u31 January 30, 2017

YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN

The message that the MEMZ note contains. Some people are also scared of this message in their computers.

Person 1: Hey there, dude, i'm sorry to say this, but YOUR COMPUTER HAS BEEN FUCKED BY THE MEMZ TROJAN.
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by SomeRandomGuy345 May 25, 2021

Computer face

A condition in which a person's face becomes too relaxed from looking at a computer screen too long (being on the computer ).

Symptoms are: open mouth, dropped jaw, eyes glazed over and occasional drooling.

synonymous with TV face

My cousin's jaws were slightly agar, almost drooling, eyes glazed on the computer monitor. He had a total computer face on.

TV face blank stare dead eyes

by InsaneAZN22 July 24, 2010

Computer Bitch

Someone who has no life and can't go for 5 minutes without some kind of technology. (PS3, PSP, XBOX, Computer, etc.....) (Cell phones don't count)
They always think they're a badass cuz they get the high score but they've never got an ounce of pussy in their lifetime.
They think they're sweet cuz they can hack shit.
Usually really skinny mommas boys that have midget dicks.

Ben: I heard Eric plays the X BOX so much he never left the house for 2 weeks.

Cody: What a computer bitch.

by Cheezeball4.20 February 21, 2011

apple computer

The most advanced, user friendly and innovative operating system in existance. Originally brought back in time by Zorlof of the Xoono clan of the fifth Narnoc from the 23rd century. The ease of use of this technology frequently confuses the technical minded people used to sterile and ordinary interfaces.

My Apple computer tells me I am God.

by Steve Job's bitch June 30, 2003