Collin

Like you've seen before, Collin is the finale. The beginning, the end, and everything in between. He is the most caring and relatable person you will ever meet. He's always thinking about what he can do for the community! Mental health advocate and an even better friend. If you meet a Collin, he is a iPhone that never loses battery, always stays charged, and is ready for his next opportunity. If the world ended 5 minutes from now, Collin will be by your side and come save the day. <3

Person 1: I'm in Miami, but Collin is on my mind. What should I do?
Person 2: Girl, he is tha one fr stop playinnnnn!

by donquavious_murray May 4, 2024

collin

perfection .

i love him sm .

“collin is the best guy i’ve ever met!”

by kattybigballs May 13, 2024

collinate

n. the act of colonizing a territory solely with one’s own offspring. Coined by Ricky Hayberg from the YouTube channel Internet Today in reference to Elon Musk’s expressed desire to fill Mars with Musk’s own sperm.

Elon is trying to collinate Mars … with his own children that he is spawning.

by batterology July 18, 2024

Collingwood

The shittiest team in the AFL. The actual place is pretty irrelevant.

Collingwood is losing every game haha

Collingwood is 18 you love to see it

by Justafunnyguy July 19, 2024

Collin

It was stated that long ago, in the spartan era, there was a folktale that shook fear into the hearts of every villager. they called him, the crashout king. it is said that his screams of rage would blow away houses. but even in the present day, He returns as Collin. His crashouts shake walls, his footprints leave craters, and worst of all, his fits of rage could make entire groups of people leave the discord call. The simples of things triggering him to burst into a fit of rage. i recall a point in time, it was a day like any other, i was playing a funny prank, and put a bit of snow into his shirt, but tat was the worst mistake i couldve made. It was like a fire burned inside him, he shreiked louder than any human could, causing windows to break and eardrums to burst, that was the last we heard of him

"Collin level crashout"
Collin is the crashout king"

by SmokeFebreeze January 20, 2025

Collin In

Someone, typically those named “Collin,” who have a tendency to “Call in” to work often, reporting various illnesses, especially before, or after, vacations.

“Well look at that, he’s COLLIN IN again!”

“Ima Col’lin next week!”

by ReezWitherzpoon July 19, 2025

Collin with 2 L’s

The superior version of a dude named “Collin.” Doesn’t walk around sniffing farts, but totally owes you 50 fluxers.

Bartender 1: does that guy sniff farts?
Bartender 2: nah bro, that’s Collin with 2 L’s, fart sniffing is totally a Colin with 1 L activity.

Bartender 1: totally makes sense, that guy still owes me 50 fluxers
Bartender 2: damn bro. i owe him 51

by anonymous August 12, 2025