mclean bible church

a church that has grown big and fast and anyone who doesnt go to church at all calls it a cult, but really more people go to it than dont. like 3,000 people go there.

besides, if that many people go there, how can it be a cult?

if u think MBC is a cult than u obviously havent gone there but hate it because everyone else does

by peaches July 24, 2004

Falls Church City

a city full of rich wanna-be's who claim DC. mostly snobby little preppy bitches who havent had to earn shit their whole life.

man1"where you from man?"
man2"DC"
man3"northern VA isn't DC, you stupid little bitch. Now get your faggot ass back in the kitchen and finish cookin my chicken pot pie before i stick it in your ass untill you squeel!"

by JPMoney May 24, 2005

niall the church boy

Niall the church boy give it a rest Niall the bad boy more like

So Niall is the church boy? Niall the church boy give it a rest… Niall the bed boy more like.

by Larrys_hoe69 September 29, 2021

Native American Church

A gambling casino, especially one near a reservation in the Western US.

I gave my entire paycheck to the Native American church.

by somebodyelsealtogether October 9, 2007

The Church of Davey Havok

A crazed group of mentally instable teenagers who cut themselves and worship Davey Havok (though they claim not to) . Most likely responsible for the blood letters he has recieved. Have their own 10 commandments, and have "sisters" who run the site on freewebs. Not to be confused with Church of Havok- a fan site.

Alice: Today while searching for Church of Havok I came across The Church of Davey Havok

Charlie: Oh you mean that site where tweens go and talk about how much Davey is their God, and how gorgous he is?

Alice: Exactly

by Jam-in-a-can July 10, 2010

virtual church girl

A girl who thinks she knows Jesus so well but only watches church online while falling asleep thinking abt Luka Garza.

Sara is such a virtual church girl.

by MrNutella13 March 21, 2021

alabama church fire

A North Georgia Sludge/Doom/Stoner Metal Band.

Founded by Chris "Weezer" Lamb in 2008. At this point, the band consists of 4 members. Guitarist, vocalist, bassist, and lyricist Weezer Lamb and drummer, vocalist, and lyricist Jerry Wooldridge, Guitarist Jeff Chastain, and Bassist Bryce "Brainchild" Simpson. They now have 2 albums out.

They sound like Down, Electric Wizard, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Pantera, and Crowbar.

Guy: "Did you check out Alabama Church Fire's new Green Album on Bandcamp?"

Girl: "Who the heck is Alabama Church Fire?"

Guy: "Get out."

by Jwolf1101 November 16, 2013