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Delaware County Christian School

Place where a bright young student is broken repeatedly. Resistance is futile. Jesus will win your soul.
Delaware County Christian school taught me how to hate myself more affectively.
by rachel March 25, 2005
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Christian Fundamentalist

Includes over 90% of all Christians, who think they are better then everybody else because they believe an out dated and plainly false theory about the origin of the universe.

And also think that everyone but themselves will burn in hell for ever.
by Judge dredd7 June 4, 2011
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Christian Reconstructionist

One of the many lovely Americans (using the term loosely) who mistakingly believes that our established free nation is merely a pot of clay for them to mold into a theocratic, religious fanatic regime where Mosaic Law (basically Sharia law, Old Testament version) is forced upon all and anyone who doesn't adhere to the established religion and beliefs is persecuted and killed. Basically this is the Christian version of the Muslim cleric/fanatic. This term is not to be confused to refer to merely anyone of the Christian religion.
Person 1: "Did you hear Christian Reconstructionist Bradlee Dean talk about how Sharia law is more moral than American values because it brutally slaughters gays and lesbians? Then he accused gays of tearing down our country's fabric to allow Sharia law"

Person 2: "Huh. Maybe he should try getting his facts straight before he opens his mouth. Someone ought to ship him over to Iran if he loves it so much"

Person 1: "He'd sure be much happier preaching the Gospel..."
by Secularist October 21, 2011
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christian

christian : *slaps ass*
anyone : "you fucking gay nigga"
by CHRISTIAN RJ8 November 19, 2019
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christian rock

Yes, vaginas like music too.
Satan has a good reason to hate Christian rock.
by shutupshutupshutup June 5, 2007
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christian

A sinner saved by the grace of God through faith in Jesus Christ. That faith is a merciful gift of God to a person deserving eternal damnation.
by Brian February 22, 2007
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