Chaffee

When you want to catchup for a ‘coffee’ but you prefer tea (cha) and the other person prefers coffee.

Up for a chaffee?

by MetroMel June 20, 2025

Chafed my Vagina

When something (the same something) continually happens that is irritating/annoying

It really chafed my vagina when people cut me off in traffic.

by OGVaginaChafer August 2, 2025

Chafing

To yearn or desire someone deeply

As the woman watched her husband sail away, she was chafing for her to come back

by Yuri-Tarded Son September 1, 2025

Choad Chowder

Another colorful name for cum, but especially when it’s more thick and clumpy.

(John)” mannnn I heard Maria swallows cum!”
(Mike) “ oh yeah bro, she loves that Choad Chowder”

by E.M Scroteler September 23, 2025

Choad coax

The often frustrating, sometimes confusing, but ALWAYS entertaining experience of a female who, after deciding to date, fool around with, or, in rare instances, marry a portly male who comes equipped with a Choad. Unless she flees at the sight of it (if visible and not inverted), she is then tasked with the coaxing of the stump from the recesses of his potbelly into the theatre of sexual activity.

Bro #1: Can you believe that hot ass Tiffany is dating that fat fucking lurker from the alternative school?
Bro #2: Holy Shit! Really?!?! Homegirl’s got her work cut out for her trying to Choad coax his li’l wiggly!

Bro #1:Ain't THAT the truth!

by Jaywade Waistgain Esq. October 31, 2025

Chafaipilled

To be so based that it goes beyond human comprehension

Person 1: Yo have you heard Alan’s political takes? They are very well thought out and nuanced, he should be the president

Person 2: Yeah bro he’s Chafaipilled

by 6became November 6, 2025

Ass Chaff

Ass Chaff is the detrius which is flung against the bowl when you fart while shitting. Often acompanied by a loud bowl barker. Often your only hope of warding off a rump ranger or bum ninja ... in this case you hope bowl barking occurs.

1. Dude I blew some serious ass chaff from those taco's at lunch.

2. OMG Jim, I was so drunk last night when the resident ass bandit tried to rape me I couldn't move, luckily for me I was so scared I blew ass chaff when he yanked my shorts down. Otherwise ... I'd have been turd burgled

by The Piedbald Wordsmith August 25, 2010