Tap the cap

The process of tapping your toe against someone else's knee cap in the intent to turn them on.

Hey sexy, can I tap the cap?

by CooganmerINC June 24, 2017

Pappy cap

A camper shell for a truck bed, usually owned by older men

I can haul so many things in my truck bed now that I have a pappy cap.

by Betterdefinition January 13, 2020

CAPS LOCK

CAPS LOCK IS THE ONE BUTTON ON MY KEYBOARD THAT WONT WORK IN FACT ITS STUCK IN ALL CAPS AND I HATE IT BECAUSE PEOPLE THINK I AM SCREAMING THEIR ASS OFF ON THE INTERNET. MY GOD DAMN ENGLISH TEACHER GAVE ME A 75 ON MY PERFECT ESSAY BECAUSE IT WAS IN ALL CAPS I TRIED TO EXPLAIN TO HER WHAT HAPPENED AND DIDNT DO ANYTHING IM SO FUCKIN PISSED!

CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON CAPS!!!

by Not a legend 27 February 24, 2020

Douche cap

Referring to the popular practice of photoshoping a side ways hat on an individual/animal/thing that's being a "douche bag" as seen in memes. Is a way of branding someone or something as a douche.

"Stay away from that guy, he wears a douche cap."

by shadded June 28, 2013

cap-map

In electronics; a diagram (sometimes hand drawn) to assist in locating and verifying the polarity of electrolytic capacitors and other electronic components.

Q: Did you draw a CAP-MAP before you removed all those capacitors?
A: Nope!
Response: Good luck getting the new ones installed correctly!

by T.S. Elmore March 4, 2011

CAPS AIDS

The irresistible urge to type in caps because someone else doing it.

A: "How was your day?"
B: "IT WAS GOOD. I HAVE CANDY."
A: "OH YAY."
B: "WHY ARE YOU TYPING IN CAPS?"
A: "IT'S CAPS AIDS, BRO."

by herp a derp a derp derp October 8, 2011

Salary-cap

Describes the limit of side hoes you can have. When you hit the salary-cap you have reached the limit of girls you can handle at the same time. To make room for a new hoe you have to dump one, also refereed to as freeing up cap space.

Linus: Are you trying to hit that?

Andrew: I wish but I already hit my salary-cap. I need to free up some cap space before I am able to take on a contract that big.

by BigThing69 October 30, 2019