Uh Oh Stinky Cannon

when you become a Human Shit Cannon but the shit is an Uh oh Stinky so you end up bombing your entire neighborhood on impact

No one would be alive to tell anyone they became an uh oh stinky cannon, because they would die the second the impact happened

by Uh Oh Skinky October 4, 2019

go to Cancun

To avoid doing your job, or to escape an undesirable situation in which you will be required to do work.

Texas had no water and 8 people died of freezing temperatures, so Ted Cruz decided to go to Cancun away from the nasty Poors and all of his suffering citizens.

This teach-in sucks. Wanna go to Cancun?

by kenoshabrick March 3, 2021

Crustacean Colon Cannon

When you funnel an entire 2 liter of Diet Coke into your asshole, Followed by a whole living lobster (no standard procedure exists get creative). Allow these two components sit for an extended period of time, until a danger is presented to you, It is only now that you insert mentos into your anus causing the diet Coke to fizzle rapidly, which will then turn your colon into a makeshift cannon of sorts, furring the lobster at foes at a high velocity.

Stand back sir, or you’ll be forced to face my crustacean colon cannon

by Not a lobster April 20, 2021

candon

Candon- A guy who seems amazing at first but will simultaneously break your heart. A wild one he is with select few friends. Often gets Mad over something so simple. Makes you fall in love after a week of texting.

Friend- "Not gonna like her boyfriend looks like a Candon.

by thatonegirl123147 May 31, 2018

anal grape cannon

The act of cramming your testicles into the woman's anus for pleasure and enjoyment.

I fired the anal grape cannon into Linda's ass last night!

by Chris James Meeks January 23, 2009

fag cannon

An unbalanced weapon in first person 'shoot-em-ups'. Typically used by noobs and constalty complained about by other players. A more seasoned player often does not use such a weapon on principal.

Example:

- "Hey, look at my score 26:3"
- "Put the fag cannon down then see how you do --- noob!

by The Spike February 26, 2007

Canton,Tx

Small,podunk where all there is to do is hang out in the WalMart parking lot. Or get kicked out of the "world famous" 24 hour Dairy Palace. Once a month those that live here go crazy because people fill our town to attend The Largest Flee Market calld First Monday Trades Days. 99.9% of the people that attend this cant drive!
To sum it up Canton,Tx is NOT the place to be!

Canton,Tx...the farthest thing from Disney World!

by redneckgirl93 January 23, 2011