cake squad

A group of people who are superior to others. They often find they're the smartest and best looking people when around other squads.

Girl 1: Did you see him? He's so hot

Girl 2: Yeah, he's totally in the cake squad

by everwinged December 1, 2015

anus cake

the point when your shit is half-way inside your rectum and outside the anus

Guy 1: Hey you almost done I really have to take a shit!
Guy 2: Yeah, one sec I have to get rid of this anus cake.
Guy 1: WTF!?
Guy 2: My shit is half-way in my butt and half-way out!
Guy 1: *runs away*

by MCPanda131 November 30, 2011

cake-sitting

the act of sitting on cakes for sexual pleasure

i like to cake sit because chocolate in my poontang is good

by number25 April 6, 2003

Yellow Cake

It can only be contained in a special CIA napkin.But you must pray to god you don't drop that shit.

Guy 1:I just got back from Africa,i brought back some yellow cake.

*GUY 1 DROPS CAKE*

Guy 2:OH SHI-

by Rick Garcia March 7, 2007

wuss cake

Someone who is more extreme in Wuss-Ness than a Regular wussy and is also a homo sexual or a fruit cake . The individual usually wears old blue jeans and shirts with stupid sayings on them and normally have red or blonde hair or red hair dyed blonde in a effort to look less Wuss like such things make them easy to spot. they normally cry when harassed or get taunted

Hey Dave, that auggie kid sure is a Wuss cake.. Dave - yeah dude defiantly a wussy Wuss wuss cake..
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Patrick- hey gee can I borrow some clothes I want to dress up as a wuss cake for halloween.

josh - wussy wussy wussy, Wuss cake Wuss cake, gee is a Wuss cake

Chris - haha what a Wuss cake

by the green tool box November 1, 2010

Victoria cake

A ass in such diameter they turned it into a company

Can you believe Victoria cake turned her fat ass into a company.

by Salso January 7, 2022

jaffa cake

the most addictive biscuits in the world!
they are a small cake that is topped with orange, then chocolate.
they (apparently) only contain 1g of fat per jaffa cake(yeah right)
but still, once you taste them, i swear - you will get hooked!!
footballers like Ferdinand (england) like to eat them on the pitch because they can give you a boost of energgy quickly.
now they come in lots of flavours lime, lemon, raspberry...
YUMMMMMM

woman; do you know there is only one gram of fat in a jaffa cake?

woman 2; so wot??? when you decide to eat the whole packet, it's not going to be 1 gram then is it? you'll end up looking like fat bastard if you keep telling people that!

by cynthia_s July 13, 2006